[Closed] By eck. Its Yorkshire day

'Ear all, see all, say nowt;
Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;
And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt -
Allus do it fer thissen.

Local news had a similar motto last night,

"tek all, keep all, gie nowt"

Happy Inbred Day

Envy is a terrible thing.

Happy Inbred Day

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'appy yorkshire day lads (and lasses, of course!)

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Aye, spent couple of hours this week arranging a flag and a fan in the window of the shop for realistic flying flag feature... Bloody works 'n' all!

hora - Member
... Tiger6791 where do you live?

Surrey

\o/

Rachel

I'll have some of that, breakfast ont patio, suns out n dogs chasing squirrels. Tops. It doesn't get any better.

Eh lad? t'profile says [i]Aberdyfi[/i]. Is thee not t'up yonda?

Tramp: something you drive up to get int multistorey.

Thanks for reminding me, Hora. I think I can feel a celebration coming on. 8)

Aye, I think I'll celebrate tonight 8)

T'uther week when there was the documentary on Huddersfield I was welling up, weird. I just felt soo proud. Odd that, when you are in Hudds, you just feel normal/friendly folk etc (if you avoid the estates) and centre then when you are away you feel homesick.

an electric fan, that a right bloody waste of money that is, just open a winda

A Yorkshirewoman walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I elp you?"

"Yes" she said, "A fella’s just dragged me int'bushes and had his way wi’ mee.

"Can you describe 'im?” Asked the Sergeant

"Yes, he wa’ wearin' white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two reet big pads from 'is feet up to and ower his knees, one on each leg".

"Sounds t'me like he wor a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant.

"Eye, I reckon", said the lady, "He were likely an Australian Cricketer".

"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that aat from his accent?"

"No", she replied. "I worked it aat ‘cause he weren't in for very long".

😀

hora - Member
Happy Inbred Day
... Tiger6791 where do you live?

Wrong side o pennines.

Tiger6791 - Member
hora - Member
... Tiger6791 where do you live?
Surrey

condolences your way...

hora - Member
Eh lad? t'profile says Aberdyfi. Is thee not t'up yonda?

By 'eck, Trouble at t'Mill, I make one joke (Inbred spelt wrong as a clue) and now I'm being staked by Hora 😯

Gy'up Lad

Updated my Profile for you 😀

You know when we had that heat wave the other week, 30C odd.. Well the first thing I did was call the farm ( Harrogate ) to see if they'd all melted. 😆

I can count on one hand the amount of times the sun has shone bright up there ( when I've been there )

Ave a reet propers beer like fu me 😆 a good solid pint of Black Sheep.

By 'eck, Trouble at t'Mill, I make one joke (Inbred spelt wrong as a clue) and now I'm being staked by Hora

Gy'up Lad

Updated my Profile for you

T'mi lass now 😆

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second most important date o' t'year, after Lancashire Day ......

Finally got my Yorskshire visa through, and got all the jabs etc - so to celebrate Yorkshire Day I will be moving there from t'other side of the Pennines on Monday. I'm a traitor I know.

a quote from my past that gives me a dust in the eye moment.

When the young lions roar upon endeavour field, the whole of yorkshire shall be proud.

8)

T'mi lass now

I've lived in Silsden, you don't scare me

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Happy Yorkshire Day!

From a tyke exiled in sunny Bristol

So it's hackneyed jingoistic regional stereotype day for tightfisted northerners with a historical superiority complex over their neighbours?
How do you celebrate that? Stand around in a circle drinking mediocre beer and slapping each other on the back?
Well done you.

Lancashire Day

Never heard of it.

How do you celebrate that?

I'm giving away tasty food!

I'm giving away tasty food!

Why bother with tasty? If its free a yorkshireman will take it.
They would skin a turd for a shilling.

MrSmith - Member
So it's hackneyed jingoistic regional stereotype day for tightfisted northerners with a historical superiority complex over their neighbours?
How do you celebrate that? Stand around in a circle drinking mediocre beer and slapping each other on the back?

Yep, and you're not invited. 😀

MrSmith, don't worry, it's not your fault you weren't born in God's Own County so we don't hold it against you, I blame the parents 😆

Pftttt get over thee sen Mr Smith, nowt wrong with a bit of a regional pride.

Gutted about that 😥

8)

Am flying the flag for Yorkshire on the wrong side of the Pennines today. Off to Huddersfield tomorrow though 😀

MrSmith, I bet you're a hoot down t'pub.

have they started fracking the place yet?

have they started fracking the place yet?

Over my dead Whippet!

Don't be dissing MrSmith, he's on first name terms with his local wine merchant and has many pairs of expensive handmade shoes. 😆

MrSmith, I bet you're a hoot down t'pub.

Debatable but at least I'll stick my hand in my pocket for a round of frothy beer. 🙄

South Yorkshire is so full of holes if they shove compressed gas into it, the whole county will whistle like a church organ.

Debatable but at least I'll stick my hand in my pocket for a round of frothy [s]beer[/s] weak shandy

FTFY

Got plenty of time for this fella, though he's just dismissed Yorkshire day on test match special.

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I'd boycott him then, ant ways not from Gods County, North Yorkshire 🙂