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Time to start stocking up on grip shift


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 9:34 pm
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Some handy tips* here for you

https://hackaday.com/tag/finger/

...and a list of the more famous fellow sub-optimal digit bearers you can now claim affinity with

http://www.who2.com/list/celebs-missing-fingers/

Heal fast tall one and don't be such a numpty in the future!

*oh yes, intended 😀


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 9:44 pm
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Pffft, as a singlespeeder at least I'm covered


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 9:44 pm
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Wild guess: you were captured by the French at Agincourt?

Blimey, comrade - heal up fast! 🙂


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 10:01 pm
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as a singlespeeder

that explains everything


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 10:08 pm
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Do you get to keep the remaining bit of bone once they've whipped it off? I'm sure with some imagination it could be put to amusing use 😀


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 10:09 pm
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Cheers cheesy, comrade

There will be much hacking. And frightening my boys on Halloween


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 10:19 pm
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Fortunately I should be second on the list tomorrow morning. After surgeon has had his first whisky of the day to steady his hand

I remember sitting in front of a surgeon at Lords on a Saturday once, who after recalling the quite extraordinary quantity of alcohol he had consumed, quite calmly slurred than he would be operating at 8 the following morning.


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 10:24 pm
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I opened the thread hours ago but have only just got the courage to return, I am quite squeemish at stuff like this (Freudian fear of castration I was once told 😐 ) Makes me feel unwell just looking at the x-rays. Rather you than me though 😀

Anyway healing vibes and perhaps see you in 3 weeks. Feel free not to show off the injury.

Sunday surgery ? 7 day NHS !

Will have to swap to shooting left handed bow.

I was stunned how much better I was shooting left handed (I wan't too shabby right handed). Turns out I have a very strong eye dominance. Had a lesson at Wisley and the guy picked it up very quickly.


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 10:29 pm
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Look on the bright side, those really hard to reach pugs up your nose just got a whole lot easier to pick.


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 11:01 pm
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Stoner, you don't ride fixed gear, by any chance, do you?


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 11:07 pm
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Some handy tips* here for you

https://hackaday.com/tag/finger/

Pfft! No [url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5005118/Computer-programmer-from-Finland-has-lost-finger-replaced-with-USB-drive.html ]USB drive[/url]. Excel Everywhere...


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 11:23 pm
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Finger in the fixed transmissions? Or just the lure of the shiny spinning sharp thing with the finger tractor beam?

Heal fast.


 
Posted : 16/07/2016 11:46 pm
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as a singlespeeder

Anything to save a bit of weight.
You'll be championing 1x9 3/4 next...


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 12:23 am
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I'm all about the cloud storage now so USB no use. But I like the idea of a rfid fingertip.

Jamba, oddly I'm left eye dominant but have always shot rifle, shotgun and latterly archery tight handed. I only took up archery last autumn, so making the change will be fun and not impossible.
Very gd dkny, just got that 🙂


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 7:41 am
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I always stop grating the last bit of cheese just before my fingers come into contact with the grater.
You, my frind appear to have ever so slightlly misjudged the end of the cheese for the begining of your finger tip and just carried on, willy nilly till there was bone gratings in your bowl of cheese.

I had a woodworking friend who did the same on a bench saw. I used to pull splinters and on the odd occaision squeeze spots for him , due to his lack digits.

They can do wonderful things with prosthetics now you know

HTH


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 7:47 am
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meh - i still have that bit of finger .... but i cant feel anything in it.

sliced in deep when cutting open an unriped avocado with a less than razor sharp knife.....

the cut healed but i no longer feel that finger - might as well look like yours.

You have another 9 shots at it at least ! -at least you should as i dont think your from brechin - in which case you would have 10 more shots 😀


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 7:50 am
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Fictional hero FRODO BAGGINS wins fame but drops a digit in the course of J.R.R. Tolkien‘s trilogy The Lord of the Rings. Small but plucky, Frodo is chosen to carry the ring of power sought by the evil lord Sauron. All’s well that ends well: in the book’s final chapters, a minstrel sings of[b] “Frodo of the Nine Fingers and the Ring of Doom.”[/b]

From henceforth I shall be known as Frodo


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 7:54 am
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"Small but plucky,"

Not even close.


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 7:55 am
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Noy sure why this sprang to mind


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 8:02 am
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On the bright side, cutting your fingernails should be 10? quicker now.

That's if you can be trusted with something sharp near your fingertips?

Maybe just ask for a discount at the local nail bar?..


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 8:07 am
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Perhaps Dave* would be more appropriate than Frodo?

*as in Allen


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 9:27 am
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or telly savalas..... he was missing his left index finger tip as well ....


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 9:31 am
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Archery problem solved.....

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Posted : 17/07/2016 10:33 am
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From henceforth I shall be known as Frodo

🙂


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 11:11 am
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I did that back in January on my daughters birthday, she wasn't impressed, neither was her mother.
put my finger in between the chain and front ring of my track bike.
Fortunately i kept the bit of bone and it's all healed except for a bit of nerve damage around the tip of my finger.


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 11:26 am
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Great surgery team. Bish bosh, 40mins.
That ring block worked a treat, even while they were trimming the bone 😉

Now I get hospital lunch. Whoohoo

Cheers guys for keeping it light last night.

Stumpy Stoner


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 12:04 pm
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I was stunned how much better I was shooting left handed (I wan't too shabby right handed). Turns out I have a very strong eye dominance. Had a lesson at Wisley and the guy picked it up very quickly.

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Jamba, oddly I'm left eye dominant but have always shot rifle, shotgun and latterly archery tight handed.

It's eye dominance which dictates which way round you should shoot (a bow), not hand. So if it's any comfort, you've been taught incorrectly thus far and can now look forward to doing it properly. I'll wager your game actually improves after this.

If you're shooting wrong-handed (well, -eyed) then you're sighting across the arrow at an angle rather than straight down it and it throws off your aim. I'm fully left-dominant (hand, foot, eye) but learned to shoot right-handed as that was the only kit available. By the time I got access to a left-handed bow I was so used to a RH-er that I couldn't use it; it felt unnatural and I had little compelling reason to re-learn everything. In the end I was taught to draw as normal with both eyes open, but close my left momentarily to fine-tune my lateral aim before loosing.


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 12:25 pm
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On the downside of course, unless you're shooting longbow, flatbow or one of those crappy fibreglass training bows, you're gonna need a new bow.


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 12:27 pm
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Great surgery team. Bish bosh, 40mins.

What did they do with the other 33.3% of your gravel bike? 😆


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 12:29 pm
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I don't shoot using my dominant eye! That would be stupid.

I have to get my brain to use the correct image. In itself it's not a major problem. After all I have a couple of cadet international caps for full bore.

I convinced my coaches to let me shoot right handed and tbf its been fine, I'm not a bad shot at all. But I'll enjoy taking the opportunity to learn to shoot the other hand. And sticking to recurve. Compound is to archery as Road time trial is to biking: Crap. 😉


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 12:33 pm
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Only need a new ilf riser really. And tab 😉


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 12:34 pm
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Recurve is the one true way, of course. (-:

Dunno about guns, I've shot a few at various times over the years but really know very little indeed about them beyond which end is the loud bit and not to shoot a side-eject shotgun left-handed.


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 12:37 pm
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Glad to hear the surgery went well, will you now reveal to us the before and after shots? And how the stump came to be in the 1st place?


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 6:33 pm
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Ring blocks? The experience I had of having a ring block was of slow torture. Far worse than any broken finger I've had for pain, but I had to have this one because the finger needed proper straightening.

Once in it was fantastically effective; putting it in gave me a whitey.

Did I get a bad'un.


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 6:57 pm
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I was stunned how much better I was shooting left handed (I wan't too shabby right handed). Turns out I have a very strong eye dominance. Had a lesson at Wisley and the guy picked it up very quickly.

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Jamba, oddly I'm left eye dominant but have always shot rifle, shotgun and latterly archery tight handed.
It's eye dominance which dictates which way round you should shoot (a bow), not hand. So if it's any comfort, you've been taught incorrectly thus far and can now look forward to doing it properly. I'll wager your game actually improves after this.

If you're shooting wrong-handed (well, -eyed) then you're sighting across the arrow at an angle rather than straight down it and it throws off your aim. I'm fully left-dominant (hand, foot, eye) but learned to shoot right-handed as that was the only kit available. By the time I got access to a left-handed bow I was so used to a RH-er that I couldn't use it; it felt unnatural and I had little compelling reason to re-learn everything. In the end I was taught to draw as normal with both eyes open, but close my left momentarily to fine-tune my lateral aim before loosing.


My dad took me along to the range at our, now just demolished, TA Centre, and I just couldn't get to grips with using the rifle, because I'm right-handed, as were the guns, but left-eye dominant, so everything just felt wrong; shooting left-handed worked, but the bolt was on the wrong side.
Easier using a bow, but I haven't done any archery since I was at school, and my bow is quite possibly a bit undersized for me now... 😀


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 7:07 pm
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[b][u]queasy-warning.[/u][/b]
Pic below.

I didnt get a photo of the finger as it was pretty gruesome. But earlier Mrs Stoner mentioned that my bro had kindly "cleaned up the mess" as she couldnt face it. Good lad got a photo before it went to the bin.

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First night back at the pub and got royally ribbed for stupidity.
actually I wont post it.
link here 🙂
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/kVB-MPzi_A4lTKi8Mg4smtMTjNZETYmyPJy0liipFm0?feat=directlink


 
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Posted : 17/07/2016 8:03 pm
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Oft, that was a good job you did of that. For some reason I was expecting a much smaller stump....

Should of got it pickled and stored for prosperity.


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 8:08 pm
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Next time someone says "can I have a hand..." you can say "will that do instead?"

Or even, if someone says "put your finger on that for a second" you can easily oblige without having to stop whatever else you're doing...


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 8:12 pm
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I think that stub could be put on the donor list, even though it is not a toe! 😆

http://www.****/news/article-2404293/Downtown-Hotels-Sourtoe-Cocktail-patron-swallows-amputated-toe-500.html


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 8:18 pm
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Posted : 17/07/2016 8:50 pm
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FFS! 😀


 
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On a plus note you had nice clean finger nails!
Why didn't you take the missing bit to A&E with you out of interest?


 
Posted : 17/07/2016 9:02 pm
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Is that the butchers shop in the league of gentlemen? 🙂


 
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