I bet they will have to gather all the female staff at GBN together to have a chat with them about him...
What did they have in common…
They werent "journalists" in a previous life?
One thing which always amuses me about the hard right whining about the journalists representing the elite is how many of them are the journalist elite.
Even ****ing cummings got in the act.
^^ Yeah, the far right types don't do irony.
^^ Yeah, the far right types don’t do irony.
Or reality.
I think BJ will just waffle on about everything, I’m not sure he actually stands for anything other than himself tbh so weirdly the right will be lapping up stuff thought up on the spot by someone who doesn’t hold their convictions.
You’d think they’d have figured this out by now(tunnels to N.I, 40 new hospitals, x anmount for nhs a month, and the North Sea trade barrier that he poo pooed that would never happen.)
So Boris wanted injected with covid on the day the Italian government declared an emergency quarentine and shut down the country?, sadly that was a prime opportunity missed, we could have been rid of Boris for ever by mid march....We'll never get such a chance again.
^^ Just heard this on the news.
I'm not sure what to say really.
I’m not sure what to say really.
My first thought was that Eton might not be the high seat of learning it's made out to be...
🤷🏻♂️
So Boris wanted injected with covid on the day the Italian government declared an emergency quarentine and shut down the country?, sadly that was a prime opportunity missed, we could have been rid of Boris for ever by mid march….We’ll never get such a chance again.
At this point I'll post up my usual apology, if only I hadn't swerved around the wandering cyclist in Central London back in 2005/6 the world would've been a better place - no way would he have survived a 'swipe' from a Fazer 1000.
My first thought was that Eton might not be the high seat of learning it’s made out to be…
To be fair, his teachers at Eton realised he was a turd even they couldn’t polish.
It's not just Boris whose private education has enabled a ****wit to rise to power... this PPE degree they all seem to have done, time to ensure anyone with this degree has any sharp implements and levers of power removed from them...
Eton or Harrow attendance and a PPE degree from Oxford should be grounds for an immediate referral to the local PREVENT team.
Borises carer took him along to a march today. FFS, just look at the state of him!
He looks like he lives on a park bench and spends his day drinking White Lightning and shouting at buses
It’s not just Boris whose private education has enabled a **** to rise to power… this PPE degree they all seem to have done, time to ensure anyone with this degree has any sharp implements and levers of power inserted into them…
FTFY.
My grandpa, when he was old and mad, used to wear his woolly hat like that.
Kept the air 6" above his head warm.
It's quite a distinctive look.
The look of someone who has never worn a beanie before. Same as the current PM and his hammer use
(I know he was instructed to use it wrong)
His hat expresses my greatest wish,if only he would take the hint.
My second greatest wish,is that all his books end up in a charity shop,they then get pulped and turned into a best seller ,with all proceeds going to victims of domestic abuse.
The look of someone who has never worn a beanie before.
"Look at me! Look at me! Daddy, daddy, lookk at me!"
We could have saved thousands of lives if Stanley Johnson hadn't been such a terrible father.
Its affectation. Its the same affectation that sees him running in a business shirt and Bermuda shorts. For folks like Boris the only time to get dressed correctly is when you're in situations with your peers and betters. So, if this was a hunt or a shoot; he'd have the correct clothes. Anything else...he will parody, this is Boris' version of demanding a Coutts &Co bank acct while pretending to be a "man of the people", or going to a pub and having a pint.
Who's that woman next to him? And more importantly, why has she not repeatedly stabbed him in the face with that flag thing?
Who’s that woman next to him? And more importantly, why has she not repeatedly stabbed him in the face with that flag thing?
It's Julia Hartley-Brewer.
Same as the current PM and his hammer use
That was more a how do we get the impractical individual to use a hammer without him damaging himself approach. Using it correctly is probably beyond "li'l Rishi"
It’s Julia Hartley-Brewer.
Right wing rent-a-gob, Makes Geert Wilders look like Jeremy Corbyn
Someone must have eaten one of those rancid turkeys over Christmas, or locked himself in an empty fridge.
https://twitter.com/GBNewsSpin/status/1740886660051874237
The remarks likening him to Jesse off the Fast Show are unkind. 🙂
Wow he looks about 75 there. Oh well can't fault karma
Picked up a hire car this morning and the staff member had GBeebies on behind the reception desk on a massive tv. They were spinning it as his 'new year address to the nation'.
yes, I did judge the staff member. The place was a twilight zone where indoor smoking still seemed to be a thing
I sent him a 2024 curse of pain and suffering that I bought on ebay,seems like it's working already,he looks ill.
👍 😆
Obviously it was his turn to have the kids this Christmas
The place was a twilight zone where indoor smoking still seemed to be a thing
Pfft! I bet you’re probably one of those guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati who would deny an Englishman his god-given right to give everyone else lung cancer if that’s what he desires to do?!
COMMUNIST!!
Johnson looks like he’s pulled an all-nighter with some of his Russian chums
Presumably that’s geebeebees Christmas appeal. Poor wretched soul. How do I donate money to so he can get a bed for the night?
That video reeks of "minimal contractual obligation fulfilled"... on the deadline.
Presumably that’s geebeebees Christmas appeal. Poor wretched soul. How do I donate money to so he can get a bed for the night?
With rolls of very expensive wallpaper, you can't expect a dog of that pedigree to just sleep in a plainly decorated room, it needs to be tacky and vulgar to ensure a sounds nights sleep.
The remarks likening him to Jesse off the Fast Show are unkind. 🙂
They certainly are, dunno what Jesse has done to deserve that comparison.
This made me smile
Boris Johnston unable to comply with the legislation his own government brought in......I'm pretty sure I've heard that line before.
I'm trying to work out if it's more embarrassing for him to repeatedly show his ineptitude or more embarrassing to us, the British public, for voting him in on a landslide.
****
Nothing more than a little stunt - no, not a spelling mistake; a pathetic attempt by johnson to get himself back into the media.
'That's our Boris...'
Boris Johnston unable to comply with the legislation his own government brought in
Disgraced former Tory PM, then disgraced former Tory MP, now a disgrace former Tory Voter.
he's perhaps trying to reinforce Moggs narrative for the ongoing Tory polling car-crash. The notion that by trying to use voter ID to gerrymander elections in the way its implemented in the US they've unintentionally disenfranchised the wrong kind of voter - and Tory loses need to be ascribed to bewildered old tories struggling to get their shit together on polling day.
