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I overindulged ( well for me anyway) on holiday in Lanzarote in November now the small glass of Mulled Cider I previously mentioned is the first I've had since . What puzzles me is when I say I don't want alcohol people ( my wife included 🙄) say don't be so miserable it's Xmas 🤔And ? 🤔
Nope.
Got a mate coming over so we're gonna cook some food and destroy a bottle of rum whilst watching random crap on YouTube /tv.
More fun and much safer, not to mention cheaper!
Decision made. Me and Mrs Binners are having a wander into town to meet some mates, under the proviso that ‘we’ll just nip out for a couple’. We’ve been down this road many, many times. See you at 3am!
Good on yer. Got a big club ride tomorrow morning and then will do similar on Saturday night.
is it just me or ez rocketdog pissed iz britches ?
Lolz..It's not a good look,and he's left it too late to photoshop out that 'strange shadow' .
Going out out tonight, techno night, will be a late one…fourth night on the trot, double figures in the last couple of weeks. Yes, I need a rest!
Been two murders in Ilkeston this week, I'll stay home.
Survived five hours in the Malt Whisky Society this afternoon. Black pudding supper and train home at a civilised time. What a properly grown up start to the festive break.
have a lovely Christmas you filthy animals
G
ps as per previous years let me know any issues with John Lewis/Waitrose customer services and I’ll have someone take a look next week but it’s too late for me to intervene pre chrimbo and I’m on the schoosh for the next two days.
I'm off out but only to an proper real pub that will be largely full of middle aged blokes drinking slowly and standing or sitting in the same place they always sit or stand. I'll avoid the centre of town and get the Missus to pick me up before the craziness begins.
Good luck out there people, stay safe!
Bugger going out
Not done a 'Mad Friday' in years and dont miss it TBH, too bloody busy even if you avoid the trouble.
is it just me or ez rocketdog pissed iz britches ?
I am that age where you
- Never pass a toilet opportunity
- Never waste a hard on
- Never trust a fart
So yea, you could be right!
Back home from The Farmacy in Matlock, excellent local beer, excellent atmosphere, happy people. No black eyes!
Get yourself down to Tipsy for some aggresive action
Get yourself down to Tipsy for some aggresive action
Get in Bulan about 1am - might even get a Christmas bonus head kicking!! 🤣🤣
My mad Friday while the wife has gone out with her sis in Matlock!…

Home, curry demolished, Top of the Pops on TV, wrapping time and more peeve.
Finished at 4 yesterday for some company funded drinks in Leeds city centre as last full (ish) working day, got the last train home.
Back in at 730 this morning for half day, in pub by 1 for food and got 3 pints in before some apparent emergency meant I had to go back to the office to sort something, turns out to be nothing, CBA to carry on drinking (SEVEN QUID A PINT!!!) as town was getting busier, so came home.
Keen followers of my output here (I know there’s a few of you, even if it’s just to wind yourselves up) will remember I gave up drinking for 3 years up to last xmas-ish, well, all I can say is that form is temporary, real talent lasts forever.
£7 a pint? ****!
£3.50 a pint at my local Social Club! 😎
All the cul-de-sac neighbours have all been round ours tonight. A good few mulled wines, mine pies, brownie slices and nice choccies consumed while the kids all played Lego.
Anita (83) didn't kick off though, so no black eyes here...
My brother in law was in one of the other photos in the series this came from. Wearing his police uniform, not reclining....

£7 a pint? ****!
£11.00 for a pint of Echo Chamber in Tempest...
For the first time in my living memory and given the exchange rate, it's cheaper to drink in Ireland than in most of the southern UK. Not Dublin of course.
I did a big shop today for my dad and it too was cheaper than the UK.
Bugger going out
Danger Gnome!
Had three of Pomona Island “ CUTE CUTE, IN A STUPID-ASS WAY “ … and had no trouble. It’s good here.
Made it back home alive.
No fights / brawls / arrests / bad behaviour of any kind.
It probably helps that I don't live near a lot of scum.
Usual evening in my mate and I’s regular drinking establishment in Melksham, we usually get there around 10pm when it’s a wee bit quieter, no problems at all. The brothers who run it have zero tolerance for shenanigans as I personally witnessed at their previous pub; anyone kicking off goes out the door with their arms twisted up their backs. We’ll be over there tomorrow, they’re keeping a table for us.
On the way home, there was a police car at a set of traffic lights in front of us, when the lights changed they were slow pulling away and we realised there was a small car in front. Fine, until we left the 30 limit and the Seat in front stuck to 30 so we crawled along the A350 until we got to the Lacock junction then the blue flashing lights came on! There may have been some searching questions asked… 😁
Works do in town centre Bolton. Pub at 3, curry at 5 then drinks in town.
That's a black eye recipe for certain! How did it all pan out? Did you fight Binners after pushing in at the chippy queue?
No black eyes to report but the gig was cursed. Headliner had pyrotechnics which promptly set the fire alarm off half way through the first song, cut all power to stage and off we went to stand in the cold for ages until they sorted it.
After restarting there was some crowd surfing and one guy managed to have a severe head injury falling over the barriers I think, so stopped again whilst they sorted that out. Band all looked very shaken by it so must've been bad.
They picked up eventually after that and the gig finished about an hour later than expected. Good gig though despite all that!
Swung by my parents in the Chilterns to drop presents etc off so caught up with some old school mates in Henley for a beer. It was weirdly quiet! Angel on the bridge was empty which is mad. New Phantom brewing tap room is.nice though. Also had my world shaken in that it was cheaper than home......
Went for lunch with former colleagues and then office. Was last out the building and train home. Plenty of people seemed “cheerful” on the train, and it was still only 8pm.
We used to get the half a day off on the last afternoon before Christmas. But if you wanted the whole day, it was a days holiday leave. No communication this year. I think the WFH culture has now transformed into “whatever”!
That’s a black eye recipe for certain! How did it all pan out? Did you fight Binners after pushing in at the chippy queue?
Binners was several miles away. I was in Bolton, he was in Rammy I suspect. It was actually ok. Proper beer in Sweet Green. Decent curry in Akhari across the road. Sympathised with the owner about the big table of dickheads who were behind us. They will not be going there again, apparently. Then staggered back across the road to the Sweet for more refreshments, pool, Slipknot on jukebox and tickling the pub Rottweiler (not a euphemism). The bread knife came and picked me up (from the pub not the floor) and was in bed about usual time. I’ve had worse nights out. But many better! 😉
Congleton seemed relatively quiet last night, 10 bouncers on at the venue that my mate was playing at 😳 We left that venue at about 10.
Certainly an eclectic mix of people in there, but fairly civil tbf.... lot's of nose beers going on though!
Ended up in our usual bar and again it was no busier than usual, and good fun.
Finished up with a crap pizza at 2am which seems to give me a worse hangover than booze.
Images like the one in the first post remind me how grateful I am to come from a culture that doesn't look too favourably upon such intoxication. Don't get me wrong; I enjoy a beer or two, but perhaps a genetic intolerance of alcohol, combined with a cultural reluctance to get into such an embarrassing state, means I tend to take it in moderation. It never ceases to amaze me how so many people seem to revel in such debauchery and subsequent public humiliation. I do feel concern for how some people, particularly some young women, put themselves in situations of great vulnerability and danger. So to everyone planning a good night out, please watch out for yourselves and others. Peace and goodwill to all.
The traditional feast is ingrained in our Viking and Irish blood.
do feel concern for how some people, particularly some young women, put themselves in situations of great vulnerability and danger.
If it's wrong it's wrong for both sexes. Women are not a special type they're 'normal' human beings, your casual sexism doesn't belong.
On my way to the 22 minute queue at the butchers (where the weather was so foul, the owners were giving out free coffee/tea/hot chocolate with a slug of whiskey if so desired), there were 2 large piles of vomit, which was on the pavement and near food shops, very off putting.
Ah yes it's hard to know what to say about young women putting themselves in danger and situations of vulnerability, but I believe we all should look out for each other. The days of the 1970's yobbo male, should be long gone. But sadly it's not and women should be able to wear what they like and drink, but some PEOPLE take everything too far.
It's mostly men who spike the drinks of females and in a worst case scenario, inject.
If it’s wrong it’s wrong for both sexes. Women are not a special type they’re ‘normal’ human beings, your casual sexism doesn’t belong.
Wow.
So wrong, so lacking in insight, and so offensive, in so few words.
Ah yes it’s hard to know what to say about young women putting themselves in danger and situations of vulnerability, but I believe we all should look out for each other. The days of the 1970’s yobbo male, should be long gone. But sadly it’s not and women should be able to wear what they like and drink, but some PEOPLE take everything too far. It’s mostly men who spike the drinks of females and in a worst case scenario, inject.
I've lost count of the number of women I've known who have had drinks spiked, who've been sexually assaulted and worse. In over half a century on this planet, I don't know a single man this has ever happened to. Which is why I think it's so important to be mindful of our own behaviour, and to take care of one another. The biggest risk to women (and indeed men) is male violence, sexual or otherwise. Therefore it's so important to be aware of our own actions and how to help prevent bad things happening. There is no 'victim blaming' going on here at all.
Anyway; my point was to look out for one another. It still stands. I wish everyone a fantastic time, however you celebrate this winter festival period.
Manchester was actually relatively quiet last night, certainly in the centre where I was anyway, I think the working from home phenomenon has taken some of the sting out of the traditional black eye/mad friday smash up when every office would pile out on the same day.
From Twitter:
Blackeye Friday, Wind Street, Swansea.
Wow!
https://twitter.com/athenapics/status/1738494762099810741?s=20