CX bike called The Flagellator
I’m still annoyed that after I independently came up with Chromag it turned out someone else had done it. (spoiler: It was Chromag). So I named that bike the Iron Chicken instead, and tbh that’s a bloody good name for a steel bike.
Not forgetting...
What about a bit of direct honesty in a bike range
The Cheap Intro
The Basic but Good
The Extra Shiny Bits
The Overpriced Range Topper
I like the Santa Cruz theme.
SC APR
SC Credit Check
They literally actually call their premium carbon range the ‘CC’ range...
On-One Jobseeker
Best.
I ride a rigid 29er. Perhaps I should name it after what I say when I'm trying to follow my mates on full bouncers or burly hardtails down steep techy stuff.
The Salsa 's**t! s**t! s**t!'. Or the 'no f***ing way I'm riding down that!'.
On-One Warranty Replacement.
Holdsworth Mike Ashley.
Surly Beard Oil.
Yeti Bourgeois.
Santa Cruz Stereotype.
Orange How Much?
Ellesworth Shitting Dog.
Dawes Past Glories.
Pashley Gammonette.
