[Closed] Bet you cannot guess what my mother in law sent my 2 year old in the post today

a sense of ennui?

a picture of you, a gun and two bullets (just to be sure)?

C'mon

Tell, tell

Here you go - and I promise you I'm not making this up!

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As I said, I think I know what it's for. Want to take a guess?

Edit: F##k me!

circumcision kit and a pot of vaseline ?

pirate costume - earings and a eye patch

at least there clean. my house mates sent me dirty thong in the post!

Dress him up then post a pic (as a pirate BTW!)

HolyMoG..

You MinL's a Good Girl...!

We need phone numbers and or a website shes on..

Whatever it's for, it's wrong. She is a bad lady.

A sibling making kit? Or is that too obvious.

Stupid phone - I can't make out what it is...

pirate costume - earings and a eye patch

You know I am sooooo relieved to read you write that! I thought it might be, guessing that the 'thongs' were for the eye patch. No idea what the stockings are for though.

I'm guesing you've dressed up as a pirate before then?

You must have got the wrong present surely a mix up

Erm... I'm pretty sure you never saw Black Beard in Silkies Ultra. 😯

Long John Silver was a thong man, or so I hear though...

Two thongs, a "pair" of knee-highs and a bag of jewellery? - that's more than 3/4 things.

yeah, I always wear the stockings as well, not sure if it make me look more conviving or not - but sure feels nice !

No idea what the stockings are for though.

They're for the 'littlest armed robber' outfit. The sawn-off's on its way.

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I can see the similarities right enough

But, if it's all a horrible mistake, the copy of 'Shaky Sam Spanks the Stegosaurus' went to...?

Well this thread had quite a build up, but didn't disappoint.

druidh wins 'sailing closest to the wind in the current stw climate' post of the day.

Is this the intended recipient enjoying the package meant for your 2yr old?

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geetee1972 - Member

Im struggling to think of anything that isn't rude or offensive, so I'll go with juggling balls.

I'd go with rude and offensive. You're more likely to be right!

A sibling making kit? Or is that too obvious.

wwaswas - Member
druidh wins 'sailing closest to the wind in the current stw climate' post of the day.

Well this thread had quite a build up, but didn't disappoint.

Glad it entertained!

What did young Ethan of West Sussex make of them? 😉

so will you ask her what it's all about or just get him to send a thankyou note to grandma?

My apologies if anyone finds that photo offensive, but it was the first I found of a pirate wearing anything like a pair of knee-highs.

What did young Ethan of West Sussex make of them?

Not entirely sure I want to pass them on to be honest. I may not even tell the wife about it.

It can be our (STW) little secret..... 😉

I may not even tell the wife about it

s it MrsTee's birthday soon?

is it *your* birthday soon and the present should have been opened by your missus to use a nice surprise for you?

(acksherly I know it was a couple of days ago)

OK update for you. The wife just got home and wet herself laughing over this post.

However, it turns out that the 'pirate making kit' is JUST the jewellry. The 'other items' were apparently left there on our last trip although my wife does assure me that the knickers are new and have not been worn.

So there you go. I just aired my wife's knickers on STW 😀

[i]wet herself[/i]

New knickers will be useful then.

"applauds you and your wife for sharing her underwear on STW"

How a very healthy attitude you have Sir.

So there you go. I just aired my wife's knickers on STW

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However, she deserves some better pants - get thee to AP!

Time for a new computer, your old one's giving piratey errors.

(sorry)

So there you go. I just aired my wife's knickers on STW

Well this thread had quite a build up, but didn't disappoint.

😀

geetee1972 - Member

Well this thread had quite a build up, but didn't disappoint

Glad it entertained!

It's a shame that the true nature of the package has been revealed (so to speak), as I was going to ask whether you were sure the package wasn't actually addressed to "Dave" (from another of your entertaining posts 😉 )

It's a shame that the true nature of the package has been revealed (so to speak), as I was going to ask whether you were sure the package wasn't actually addressed to "Dave" (from another of your entertaining posts )

I do like to flirt with risque alter egos don't I. 😀

D0NK - Member

My apologies if anyone finds that photo offensive, but it was the first I found of a pirate wearing anything like a pair of knee-highs.
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