[Closed] Best one-line snippet of stranger conversation

It's not quite the same but I'm always amused by http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

From a mate

Overhead whilst in a cafe on Camber Sands today. Man orders 5 cups of tea. They arrive. Lady says, "That'll be twelve fifty" and aghast the chap immediately replies, "Facking ell, is that the price or the time?" Nearly spat out my coffee as I snorted at that one...

"How on earth did you let it get to a litre before you went to the doctors..!!?"

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Two office girlies on thier lunch.
"I'ts not a show off wedding, but we're getting married in a zoo".

Not a stranger, but a work colleague once, trying to describe to a toolmaker the ovality he'd discovered in a machined bore...
"Its ovulating, its clear to see. Its ovulating".