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Cocking and nearby Didling on the South Downs.
Also Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker near Hailsham.
Maori pronunciation of 'wh' is english f.
I can't ride past Faccombe locally without going off into a Prodigy rendition of Their Law in my head!
There's a Hotley Bottom Lane and a Leather Lane, both nr Great Missenden.
Also Seagate Technology in Londonderry is in Disc Drive...
We have Bumble Hole not that far away.
Upper and Lower Slaughter in the Cotswolds always makes me laugh too.
There's the parish of Hawsker-cum-Stainsacre nr Whitby.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawsker-cum-Stainsacre
Great Fryup in Yorkshire always tickles me.
The "Secret Nuclear Bunker" sign is quite entertaining.
I’ve been to both ****ts - there’s ones on Orkney and Shetland
more local to me there was a small holding and derelict tumble down house I fancied as a fixer-upper called ‘Little Black Dykes’. I quite liked the idea of having an address that was like ticking all the boxes on an equal opportunities monitoring form
If we’re doing roads as well, then Letsby Avenue in Sheffield
or ‘Cavalier Approach’ in Leeds
No swimming.
I went to Marsh Gibbon once. Very disappointing.
No Place in County Durham
County Durham has some good ones.
I used to comply when driving through.
In direct translation says Perky Pants.
There is also Small Perky Pants xD
Cheers!
I.
Bell End.
My mate James used to live there!
I was always strangely amused by Timberhonger Lane which is not far from there also.
Wallish Walls. Is there any other kind?
In Guildford you can go up and down Jeffries Passage.
I can’t ride past Faccombe locally without going off into a Prodigy rendition of Their Law in my head!
The Prodigy feat PWEI to give it it's full title...that's going to be in my head every time now!!!
I was disappointed when I visited Boobies Bay.
I was always strangely amused by Timberhonger Lane which is not far from there also.
Which leads to Bungay Lane which leads to Fockbury Road
The company I work for has a Canadian site near the town of Balzac
Fan-y Big, The Gap
Dick Focks Common in East Horsley is just up the road from us....nice touch is the area includes the Lovelace bridges
I was disappointed when I visited Boobies Bay.
No nice pairs to look at?
No Place in County Durham
in kilmarnock the main shopping area when it was repaved had the names of the various side streets and lanes carved in to the paving where they join the main precinct including ‘No Name Lane’
Titty hill in sussex
I predict that ‘best’ = shit, piss and genitals
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Gah, I hate being late as much as I hate being that ****ing Nostradamus
Rather simply, I always liked the alliteration of
‘Love Lane’
also
‘The Whimble’ (which does looks just like a tit, for the rest of yeeez )
The Paps Of Anu, too
There is a road in Blackheath, W.Mids called Ross. Just Ross no road, street, avenue, grove etc...
I going to look it up but i think I remember driving past Fanny Hands Lane somewhere in Lincolnshire years ago.
We have a Sour Milk Hill Lane not fat from us.
I ride through Pity Me quite often and No Place is also a regular haunt. No far from them is a Pea Road, I always stop there for one.
Breasty Haw in the South lakes is a good one too.
In the deepest, darkest Norfolk fenland is a place called Three Holes.
North of Ilminster you have:
Isle Brewers
Beercrocombe
Curry Mallet
Ilton
Fivehead
It's like a night on the lash in Village form 🙂
Badgers Mount, just off the M20 / M25 junction not far from Pratt's Bottom.
There also Wasps Nest in the Lincolnshire Fens.
Sore Bottom. Yes really! Well nearly. Lynsore Bottom. It'll do for me.
We live in Lickham Bottom.
Just driven past Po House, outside Millom, and for the first time in my life I saw the sign was in an undefaced state. Come on teenagers of Millom, pull your fingers out!
‘Love Lane’
Often a coy renaming. See also the previous name of Threadneedle Street
and most Grape Lanes in various towns and cities.
There's a town on the east coast of the US called Mianus. I've driven a car right through Mianus. I had a hamburger in Mianus. etc.
Biffins Bridge.
Flat
Goodyhills
Both on the Solway plain, it's more of a mild undulation at Goody Hills.
Scapegoat Hill
Nr Slaithwaite in West Yorkshire
Shrewsbury has a Grope Lane, once known as Gropec**t Lane in medieval times, apparently.
Just south west of Wotton-Under-Edge is a place called Nanny Farmers Bottom.
And North West of W-U-E a relative runs a farm in Waterly Bottom.
Flesh Hovel Lane near Quorn in Leicestershire.
Virgins Alley and Ladyhole Lane near Ashbourne.
We regularly ride up Cockit Hill Over by llangorse
There is a village stores in the Shropshire village of Knockin which obviously is called "The Knockin Shop"
And I saw this signpost while out near Cardiff Airport, not funny, but it did amuse me for obvious reasons...
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When we lived in Rosedale (NYM) there was a Bell End Farm on the opposite side of the valley.
There's Cock Lick End near Gisburn Forest.
Of course if you translate the Gaelic names of lots of Scottish mountains and features then let's just say they are "earthy".