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My vote goes to a FB expert who said the COVID vaccines are designed to complete a circuit with other vaccines we have had to alter DNA making us compliant to a totalitarian world government.

What have you seen on t'interwebs?


 
Posted : 04/01/2021 10:48 pm
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STW is owned/funded by the Chinese govt.

Or maybe Angela Merkel

https://flic.kr/p/2kpa9gV


 
Posted : 04/01/2021 10:51 pm
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That we actually have a 'government' and not just the result of some inverted talent contest where stupidest allegiance to stupid project gets you a top job?


 
Posted : 04/01/2021 10:52 pm
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A scotch egg will protect you.


 
Posted : 04/01/2021 11:08 pm
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Scotland brought in restrictions a day early to stop Trumps plane landing at Prestwick when he does a runner from the Whitehouse tomorrow. Quite believable....


 
Posted : 04/01/2021 11:10 pm
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I've never heard a conspiracy theory on it tbh!


 
Posted : 04/01/2021 11:12 pm
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I’ve never heard a conspiracy theory on it tbh

Not directly - heard lots of people saying what they've apparently read/heard, but my echo chamber seems remarkably sane.


 
Posted : 04/01/2021 11:27 pm
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The US Govt/military were studying Corona virus bird flu/SARS/eboli etc For what purpose? one can guess. When Obama came into power he wanted it off US soil so it ended up in Wuhan somehow. It's known there is a big research facility standing there today. One of the head Chinese scientists at Wuhan spent several years studying Corona at a US university.

The virus got out somehow. If by accident then iiwii. If on purpose then it is a Chinese govt attempt at a NWO. It will cost the CCP xx thousand lives - mainly elderly chain smoking males at the bottom end of the social scale. Worth it compared to how much it will weaken the rest of the world.

The virus was engineered. Hence why it spreads so easily,has been fairly resistant to existing drugs, mutates quickly and has such a very diverse range of short term and long term effects. It may not have been the final design - more a work in progress and therefore the scientists didn't have a cure/Vax at hand when it got out.

And the rubbish UK/US response? The CCP just got lucky with that one.

So I've been told anyway....


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:47 am
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I bloody knew STW was owned by a Chinese/ Germanic tie up!😠😂


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 12:59 am
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What have you seen on t’interwebs?

I like the divergent Schrödinger’s Trumpian theory, ie it’s a both a ‘plandemic’ not even real but invented by the BBC, yet also a very real manufactured biological weapon from someplace named ‘Chy-nAH!’. Also the Left Wing Commulist Cultural Warriors in league with the World Health Organisation are trying to turn normal patriotic folk into compliant ‘globalists’ by bullying them into 1. wearing facemasks and 2. into spelling things correctly. The Pfizer vaccine was developed and endorsed by Trump with Trump’s money, while ALSO being a mind-control chip/implant invented by Bill Gates who goes to parties with shadowy Jews and drinks children’s blood. Once the microchip is injected into all of us ‘sheep’ then Marxinist World Domination is as easy as reboot of Windows 2021. This will be uploaded to our brains by 5G sometime around the end of this year, once Nigel Farage Bill Gates has all of the over-70s in his control.

The NHS are also in on it. So, you know, the hospitals are actually empty, and nurses are doing the conga and drinking while we are all kept in the dark and at home by our commulist overlords who control us through, yes, the BBC, BLM, LGBGT, the EU, NATO, the WEF, Jacinda Ardern and Justin Trudeau.

I read the (below) shocking report yesterday in my FB feed. A few of the comments also provided for a sample. I had to stop reading for the sake of my own increasingly shaky mental health.


^ I love how he called him out on his spelling, to warn him how ‘the left wing Liberal spelling Nazis’ will soon be calling him on it too, only ‘they’ will in addition also be calling him on his ‘talking nonsense’ 🤣

Meanwhile actual Neo-Nazis are using these ‘left wing Marxinist globalist plandemic’ conspiracies as a recruitment conduit for the extreme right. That is the one ‘conspiracy fact’. What a shitshow. Humans are broken.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 1:04 am
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For Gods sake people, wake up!


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 1:09 am
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Drinking bleach will kill coronavirus bigly.

Donny said so.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 7:00 am
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That the 23,000+ post, 575+ page main thread about Corona virus was originally named "wheres-the-coronavirus-were-all-going-to-die-conspiracy-thread".


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 7:24 am
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I like the one where the vaccines contain an 5G microchip transmitter.

Except the diagrams used to prove it are actually from an electric guitar effects pedal.
https://www.guitarplayer.com/news/viral-conspiracy-theory-image-of-covid-19-vaccine-5g-chip-is-actually-the-boss-metal-zone-circuit

The problem I have with the conspiracy theories is that they only concern themselves with the 'what' and never the 'why'. OK, so they're using covid vaccines as a means of sterilising the population are they?. Well explain then, given all these billionaires are rich in the first place is off the back of the population buying their stuff, why would they want fewer people?


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 7:38 am
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I am not saying it's aliens.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 8:04 am
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Recently my neighbour told me China invented the virus to control its population and kill off a lot of old people.

I expressed surprised and suggested if China wanted to kill if its old people it wouldn't bother with a virus but apparently that's why we have it.

Common sense is not so common. 🙁


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 8:37 am
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I expressed surprised and suggested if China wanted to kill if its old people it wouldn’t bother with a virus but apparently that’s why we have it.

Different times for China now though and they have to make sure their human rights issues are not too visible (unless it is muslim related where they can do what they want while the world watches as most of the world doesn't really like muslim's either)


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 8:42 am
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The BBC killed Diana


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 9:02 am
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Chapeau @p7eaven, I really think that covers it...

like the divergent Schrödinger’s Trumpian theory, ie it’s a both a ‘plandemic’ not even real but invented by the BBC, yet also a very real manufactured biological weapon from someplace named ‘Chy-nAH!’. ...


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 10:28 am
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On FB - littered with spelling mistakes, the ones i have read are always from the lower educated (and i don't mean that nastily) and have ZERO experience in the field they are vehemently commentating on!

I've given this up now, but when i used to argue with them, i asked that if they are indeed in possession of all this privileged / classified knowledge / facts what are they going to do about it? If they are so convinced that:

Covid -> 5g -> Vaccine -> Human Control -> Depopulation -> Humans to morph into machines

is a thing, other than sharing memes on FB what exactly are they doing about it? Silence! 🙂

These are also parents so God only knows what sort of education they get at home?

@TheBrick ....but it makes you think eh? 😀


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 10:31 am
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I met with a friend the other day and was completely thrown off balance to learn she has gone right down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole. Clever/smart/intelligent girl, mid 30s, good up-bringing. Recently involved in XR demonstrations and moved to Glastonbury.. etc so I guess there is quite strong undercurrents coming from that direction. The one that shocked me was when we got to talking about how nice it was in Wales without the constant sound of aeroplanes during lockdown.

This is a big problem in London apparently as they have been unable to send up the planes they use to spray the city with the chemicals they use to keep everyone compliant!


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 10:33 am
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This Newsnight discussion about the emerging Covid-19 conspiracies was posted up on youtube nearly a year ago (March 2020)

The youtube comments below are arguably the ‘real’ discussion we should be paying attention to. Not because they are true, but because that is the growing trend and it’s already having a massive effect on any vaccination uptake. The social media ‘discussion’ is especially rampant during lockdowns. In the conspiracist mind the BBC is up there with satanic lizardoid commie mind-control.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 10:49 am
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Jools Holland started Covid as a plan to boost his viewing figures on NYE. It worked I tuned in for the first time.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 10:51 am
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@p7eaven - good lord!! If those comments are genuine then no wonder we're in a mess! Fear, nonsensical thinking and paranoia seems to be rife!


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 11:10 am
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Recently involved in XR demonstrations and moved to Glastonbury

If she believes in the ‘global warming’ conspiracy, then she’s already one of the sheep*

*Source: the internets. And The President Of The Free World**

**Even a satirical take sounds confusing these days. I really despair beyond despair.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 11:15 am
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There's an immanent asteroid strike likely outcome a global extinction. The pandemic is a distraction and designed to keep us locked up to prevent mass hysteria and shut down of society.

That's what I heard anyway.... 🙂


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 1:35 pm
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While out walking the dog on Sunday I bumped into a neighbour. He said according to that horrible hate mouth piece hopkins (youtube) only 500 deaths over the age 80.. I was so taken aback I had to run home to check the NHS stats. My faith restored is science I went back and told him he was talking bullshit and he should do better and check the facts before saying such crap.
The NHS even make the stats available for download.

Anyway as of December 20th, Over 25000 deaths in the 80age group and above, not much less in the 70 - 80 age group nearly 20000 in the 60-70 & 15000 in my age group 50-60...


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 1:43 pm
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I just can't believe people cannot see the obvious in this cOVID blaaaaah -ndemic. It's been there plain sight! Wake up sheeple.


 
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^ ^You should check the figures re people who view Hatie (and ilk) as a ‘hero of the people’ (before getting too comfortable).

She’s just one of a whole raft (SWIDT) of famous professional grifters (disguised as blokey gobshites) who are immensely popular for ‘telling it like it is’*

I only hope for her’s and Fa(ke)rage’s** sakes that there are enough bitter old pensioners left after Brexit and Covid for those two to be able to continue to fleece with their morally bankrupt venal schemes. As much as I despise them I’d still hate to see them starve.

*Being paid to tell lies, porkies and inflammatory hyperboles to confirm and inflame the biases of fearful folk/bitter bigots/actual fascists (delete as applicable)

**Talking of who, where did he disappear to? Isn’t it about time he was back from Trumptown, raking his reward$€£ from the faithful? Gold? Bitcoin? Shares in Argentinian beef?


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 1:53 pm
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_Hedg e">My favourite

and for context on the source; Zero Hedge


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 2:01 pm
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They all merge in most ways but the most surprising for me is the husband of one of Massachusetts
top medical people. (ex CMO to big pharmas, surgeon) spouting them as a "right to free speech"


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 2:05 pm
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TiRed wins the thread again!


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 2:09 pm
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TiRed wins the thread again!

Agreed. I mean, I would wouldn’t I? Baaaaa.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 2:14 pm
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I just can’t believe people cannot see the obvious in this cOVID blaaaaah -ndemic

You mean Metamorphosis?


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 2:19 pm
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This is a big problem in London apparently as they have been unable to send up the planes they use to spray the city with the chemicals they use to keep everyone compliant!

Covid conspiracies have mutated and combined with chem-trail conspiracies? I suppose it had to happen eventually.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 2:38 pm
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I've seen Pinocchio. OK the wood bit is, well, wooden, and obviously a troll. But the rest. Solid documentary evidence of what is to come. Why else would vegetarianism be on the up?


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 2:55 pm
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My favourite is conspiracy theories are just a conspiracy to control the conspiracists


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 3:11 pm
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I bloody knew STW was owned by a Chinese/ Germanic tie up!😠😂

They have been giving Ling a bit of coverage these days and she has done so well out of it she can ride her bike around the world. (Despite the lockdown!!!!!!!!!!)
She probably has german bits on her bike too.
Yep, I believe it.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 3:43 pm
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Some crackers in this thread! heheh

The most plausible one I've heard so far is that it was intentionaly released (by some secret power/agency) to see how ready the world/economy was to cope with a more serious pandemic, which is theroeticaly a matter of time, think ebola but with the transmitability of the common cold. maybe as a weapon of war or maybe as some crack-pot social experiment.

That's almost plausible if you ignore the billions wiped off pretty much all industry and the job losses world wide.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 4:29 pm
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like the divergent Schrödinger’s Trumpian theory, ie it’s a both a ‘plandemic’ not even real but invented by the BBC, yet also a very real manufactured biological weapon from someplace named ‘Chy-nAH!’. …

it's certainly been spread by immigrants that are coming to take our jobs and claim unemployment swimming across the channel in a forklift inflatable kayak


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 5:11 pm
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That’s almost plausible if you ignore the billions wiped off pretty much all industry and the job losses world wide.

Don't forget that there is probably already something like a weaponised Ebola that doesn't kill the host before it is passed on. They just don't want you to know.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 5:23 pm
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That’s almost plausible if you ignore the billions wiped off pretty much all industry and the job losses world wide.

Not Chinah! Makes you think...

And anyway destroying industry is what the Marxinist Cultural Reset PPL want. To take us back to the before the Stone Age so they can worship cycle paths, soy milk, homosexuality, non-white people and new invented PC genders that you’ll be forced to agree with.

What better way to achieve this than a totally fake plandemic? We already twigged that they were lying about Global “Warming” so they needed something new to try.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 5:33 pm
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^ forgot to mark </satire>

Or is it.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 6:15 pm
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what i want to know is, why does a highly organized and resourced global cabal have so many leaks? why aren’t they dealing with the squealers? why do they let face book and you tube spread the truth? i think they are actually a bit shit and wont succeed with their plans.

i have seen the illuminati headquarters in austin. it does look like an owl!


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 6:21 pm
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The cabal that we know about on Facebook isn't the True Cabal. Only the inner circle (or Blue Circle as they're sometimes called) has concrete knowledge of the True Cabal. By definition, their plans and ideas are unknowable by those who haven't been initiated into The Truth.


 
Posted : 05/01/2021 6:25 pm
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