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โ€œEliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Elizaโ€™s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezraโ€™s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Elizaโ€™s body except for the otherwise central zone.โ€

[url= http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/sep/24/morrissey-what-we-learned-about-him-from-list-of-the-lost ]Morrisey done wrote an book. [/url]


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 2:06 pm
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I'm now reading that in the voice of Wisbey's [url=

Fan Male[/url] (NSFW)


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 2:08 pm
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bulbous salutation

Well , Hello there!
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Posted : 24/09/2015 2:12 pm
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Is it some kind of Frozen fan-fiction with subtly renamed characters to avoid the Disney lawyers?

If not then it should be. I'd totally read that.


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 2:18 pm
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Is it some kind of Frozen fan-fiction with subtly renamed characters to avoid the Disney lawyers?

Winkie the Poof?


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 2:19 pm
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except for the otherwise central zone

I'm wondering if this is swear filter avoidance


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 2:19 pm
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"Throughout much of his career, Morrissey maintained in interviews that he was asexual and celibate. Johnny Marr said in a 1984 interview that Morrissey "doesn't participate in sex at the moment and hasn't done so for a while"."

and apparently nothing has changed


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 4:40 pm
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It is an unpolished turd of a book, the stale excrement of Morrisseyโ€™s imagination.

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Posted : 24/09/2015 4:43 pm
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Gods, that's dreadful.


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 6:38 pm
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โ€œJudges donโ€™t live in the ghetto โ€ฆ they are exclusively verbal beings. What can they understand about the way life moves? โ€ฆ Would judges even recognize dog shit if they saw it? โ€ฆ Judges have to live in secrecy, donโ€™t they, because theyโ€™ve done so much harm to society.

See also - Teh Mods.


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 7:09 pm
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CFH is now banned.


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 7:13 pm
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๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 7:17 pm
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Stupid broken forum tools.


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 7:19 pm
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reminds me of this classic link (nsfw) http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/ ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 7:29 pm
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And, at the risk of treading still further on Cougar's mod-toes, another very rude link here [url= http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=http%3a%2f%2fsingletrackworld.com%2fforum%2ftopic%2fbehold-literature ]Many very naughty words within. NSFW. [/url]


 
Posted : 24/09/2015 7:33 pm
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โ€œEliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Elizaโ€™s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezraโ€™s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Elizaโ€™s body except for the otherwise central zone.โ€

That can't be right, I must have my monitor upside down.

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Posted : 24/09/2015 7:42 pm