It's a Pootle drinking session.
rOcKeTdOg - Member
80 shilling and bellhaven are brewed in the urinal aren't they?
Only the barrels marked "Only for consumption south of Berwick"
Go on then, why does Hora owe the Elf £80.00?
And anyway, if we're going to tax Hora every time he posts something stupid, the lad's family will starve.
Pook, you coming to the station to meet me? We may call in @ the City Arms on kennedy street en route 🙂
Go on then, why does Hora owe the Elf £80.00
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/psa-superbad-9pm-tonight-channel-5
Ah, cheers for the clarification Hora 😀
He can jog on for money. I offered to fill his every hole with my manjuice 8)
Right. Have a good time tonight youse lot. And please; feel free to give Hora a good kicking, I know Binners will be well up for that.
Actually, if someone could get some pics of Binners giving Hora a Chinese Burn, and getting him in a headlock then rubbing his knuckles hard on the top of Hora's bonce, I'd be very grateful.
Basically, enjoy yourselves, and if that means torturing Hora, then all the better really. It'd be rude not to in fact.
(Looks forward to seeing pics of Hora being abused)
Well? Any images of shocking abuse yet?
(Wets self in excited anticipation)
Fred. I've left them to it as its deadline day tomorrow and i have to behave myself to a certain degree
However, I have good, ne... possibly miraculous news to report:
I GOT A PINT OUT OF HORA!!!
The routine is as follows:
1) turn up later than he does (not difficult, he's one of life's bed-wetters)
2) Note his bike locked up outside the pub
3) Pull out huge D lock and lock his bike to an immovable object
4) Walk into pub and ask him politely to get you a pint to compensate for the 487 he presently owes me
5) Listen to usual feeble, half-baked, bleating excuses
6) Draw attention to point 3
7) Drink an incredibly satisfying pint, paid for by the enigma himself. No chinese burns necessary
🙂
I GOT A PINT OUT OF HORA!!!
(Faints in shock)
No chinese burns necessary
But they're always necessary. It's [i]Hora[/i]! 🙁
(Is disappointed at lack of evidence of shocking abuse of Hora)
I would've bitch-slapped him and took his bike off him. You're getting soft in your old age, Binners.
Good tactic though. Take note, any potential future drinking buddies of Hora's...
LOL @ binners! 🙂
Did you unlock his bike afterwards or did you just tell him that you'd unlock it on your way out then 'accidently forgot'?
Unfortunately Binners left us to our own, we went to a restaurant by the name of Macdonalds, Hora made his excuses to leave ( apparently having a child is a good excuse these days), pook attempted to change his mind by stealing his single speed road thingy (this failed miserably). This left me, pook and nbt. We went back to the city inn for a very nice pint of Wainwright and a game of round the clock on the dartboard.
nice to meet you guys and hopefully I will have my bike fixed for next weds' pootle dans la peak.
I'll be out for longer sooner. Drinking the day after a stressful housemove was an achievement in itself.
Good to meet you guys and to experience Pook's steely-charm at moving a bunch of city-types away from a table then taking a chair off them 😆
we went to a restaurant by the name of Macdonalds
...and who said Northerners can't be fancy bastards. 8)
almost 4quid for a standard meal.......when did the prices go up!
I had an *oh shit* moment on the train home as I realised I hadn't got my keys.
they were sitting on my desk when I got to work this morning
Cheers chaps, a most enjoyable soiree.
i fell asleep on the train. Then was a bit ill at home.
Cracking night though chaps!
Ant, my mail is in my profile for wednesdays ride
So you either went home early or were poorly-sick?
Meh.
duckman - MemberrOcKeTdOg - Member
80 shilling and bellhaven are brewed in the urinal aren't they?Only the barrels marked "Only for consumption south of Berwick"
all supped north of innerleithen, sorry to pee on your stovies
had to catch a train to Sheffield old chap. Then was sick at 3am. Had had 10 pints.
At least I frikkin turned up 😉
sorry I missed this thread (however I was busy anyway, antenatal classes) but shout when the next one's on
