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its not the friction you wanna worry about... its the growing back/itching phase.


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 5:42 pm
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So guys ... tell Auntie C_G ... if the woman in your life asked you to, would you?

Only with a Stuart hall commentary and some variation on what could be done with a long piece of elastic, a lot of water, a portable swimming pool and a roundabout!! ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 6:42 pm
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on another note,

has anyone noticed that the only other bit of skin that resembles the scrotum is the skin on your elbow?

It's like there was some left over at the design stage and we ended up with equivalent of little leather elbow patches.

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Posted : 04/03/2010 6:50 pm
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So guys ... tell Auntie C_G ... if the woman in your life asked you to, would you?

She told me to do it so I obeyed. I'm well house-trained and know my place here ๐Ÿ˜‰
As far as the itching goes, any reason for a rub down-below is welcome. Right?


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 9:57 pm
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Guys - waxing is where it's at. At least I believe that is what the p0rn stars do ๐Ÿ˜‰

You need it done less often cos regrowth is slower than with shaving.


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:10 pm
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What's happened to this place? Baldie balls? Weeing sitting down? There's a serious dose of MTFU due I think.


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:21 pm
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C_G would you wax/shave?

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Posted : 04/03/2010 11:23 pm
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What's happened to this place? Baldie balls? Weeing sitting down? There's a serious dose of MTFU due I think.

Dunno, perhaps Spring is in the air? Chat Forum has definitely plummeted to new depths in the last couple of days ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:23 pm
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tazzy - I will not divulge my beauty secrets on here ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:27 pm
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Now the guys who ride with me will not be shocked at all in this but,

shaved my chest for a decade now, nether regions for years and also back, sack and crack, although need the fine lady for the back. Dont go fully bald but maybe a no 1 or 2. Itchy for first few times but o.k afterwards


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:30 pm
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Chest should NOT be shaved!


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:32 pm
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I do my back as I'm a bit neanderthal otherwise. Just rub some Veet on it and 15 mins later shower off the offending hairmat ๐Ÿ™‚ Good for a few months before a reapplication is required.

CG: I leave the chest hair on ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:33 pm
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I don't shave, I trim with a number 1 or 2 all over. Not quite so close down there though, but it does get a trim. I'm rather hairy....


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:35 pm
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Chest should NOT be shaved!

well that's cheered me up! What with all the shaft shaving chaps on here I was thinking of retiring to a cave and becoming a hermit due to my man fur being not "in" anymore


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:36 pm
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apparently its essential to wear a Rapha "road snake" silk sheath and coddles when riding should you partake in the aforesaid pruning.


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:45 pm
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Nowt wrong with man fur! And a bit of facial stubble! I personally prefer the slightly Neanderthal man, you know, like Clint Eastwood.

Who wants some spineless, sanitized creature? Sometimes a woman needs taming.


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:46 pm
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spineless, sanitized creature?

bit harsh for doing some housekeeping isn't it?
Anyway, prefer a shaved chest to my old 'hair grew in weird pattern and sporadic bald patches' to which it used to look like.

Think i'll try the legs for the summer and go fully aero!!!


 
Posted : 04/03/2010 11:50 pm
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Shaving your legs?

You've taken things too far now, you bl00dy pervert!!


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 12:34 am
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I really shouldn't post on here when I've had a glass of wine ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 12:41 am
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Oh, you should. Thats when you say all the best stuff.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 12:47 am
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This thread is useless without pics .......


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 8:26 am
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Diane, would you like to start then?


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 9:41 am
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Sack and crack wax, as my EX-wife wanted me to do it for her birthday. Notice the use of EX, I haven't stopped singing like Aled Jones in the Snowman.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 10:02 am
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This thread is useless without pics .......

Here you go, which do you prefer?

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Posted : 05/03/2010 10:05 am
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Been trimming for about a year now, dont go too short on the old cluster as it gets bloody itchy but the old fella and surrounding privet hedge gets taken down to # 1 on the wahl beard trimmer regularly.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 10:18 am
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psychle - in this case I'm odd, I much prefer a hairy kiwi, and eat it with the skin on. But that's where my hair enjoyment ends!

Who wants some spineless, sanitized creature? Sometimes a woman needs taming.

lol I suppose you could see it that way, though I'm nost sure how ones body hair could possibly indicate whether one could "tame". It's like the argument over brazillians or not, some people think it's just aesthetically pleasing, clean and approachable, others see it as wanting your woman to look like a little girl... different points of view can be very entertaining to watch unfold though!

And look at clint, hairy manly monster he is....

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lol, that looks to me like an all over shave!


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 10:24 am
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Auntie C_G will forgive him surely for the shorts.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 8:06 pm
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Can't even be bothered to shave my face, let alone anything else. I may re-assess this if it all goes grey though - the old chap will look like father xmas with a big nose ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 9:28 pm
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Boys, No, no, no! Maybe a little trim, but shaving makes blokes look like german porn stars or a choked and plucked chicken and they are NOT attractive.

I had a bash at a Brazilian landing strip with a smooth undercarriage, but the upkeep is too expensive and it hurts like b*ggery so now just maintain with a general trim on the length and shave to prevent 'pant spiders'.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 10:01 pm
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like this?
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Posted : 05/03/2010 10:22 pm
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like this?

That chap has shaved his working parts completely off - isn't that a bit extreme?


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 10:29 pm
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Yup, Another one here. Mach3 on the boys and a grade 2 up to the neck. Tried having the chest waxed a couple of years ago but it hurt like hell and was left with two landing strips until it grew back. Now just trim every month or so.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 10:52 pm
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Was doing full shave down there, but the itching was annoying. Now just grade 1 round the bag, grade 2 on the lawn.
I blame Dr Evil and his liberating shaved scrotum!


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 11:01 pm
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"would you shave my coin purse?"


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 11:11 pm
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tazzymtb, another peach of the YouTube ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 11:35 pm
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i freakin love that scene


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 11:35 pm
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๐Ÿ˜€ I do enjoy these silly threads, STW has been lacking recently!


 
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