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What if you rub it on the inside of your thighs to stop them chafing when you’re riding your bike?

Then it's lard, as in "minty arse lard"


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 12:51 pm
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For the motion?

Why don't they understand, it's just a crying shame.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 1:00 pm
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Brioche bun, toasted on the inside only on a dry pan to accept the bacon fat. And brown sauce. No butter. Over-cooked crispy bacon is not my thing. It's just burnt.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 1:34 pm
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I'm still recovering from the OP which reads as "somebody cooked my bacon wrong so all bacon is vile and I shall shun it forever".


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 2:02 pm
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Cure your own bacon.

Peak STW. After first slaughtering the pig with a home made knives

It's really not that difficult and the results are amazing.
there are some pics on my Instagram if you scroll down
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Posted : 12/09/2021 2:10 pm
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Keeping the 'grease' or oil rather off the cooked bacon is a bad idea.
Salt is used and its pumped for the majority of bacon sold full of nitrates.

Nothing like a jar of concentrated salty nitrates to get you going.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 3:04 pm
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Well that's like saying I shouldn't dip my bread in the frying pan, which clearly would be a waste.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 3:54 pm
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Well that’s like saying I shouldn’t dip my bread in the frying pan, which clearly would be a waste.

Exactly, just let it cool and scrape it up with your fingers then lick it off. Bonus is your fingers will smell like bacon.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 4:04 pm
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Grilled to within an inch of its life, then throw the bread on top to toast it slightly. Brown sauce.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 5:02 pm
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I’m still recovering from the OP which reads as “somebody cooked my bacon wrong so all bacon is vile and I shall shun it forever”.

It does a bit but not really the case. Mostly cutting down on meat and a fried egg + tatty scone or hash brown roll is a fine thing.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 5:06 pm
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How many slices constitutes a Bacon Butty ?. For mine(Smk'd streaky orientated) its 5.
Minimum.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 5:12 pm
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How many slices constitutes a Bacon Butty ?

How think are the slices? If they're 1/4 inch thick, two is plenty.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 5:21 pm
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I was thinking pre-sliced, so a couple of mm thick.
1/4 is about 6mm so that sounds comparable


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 5:26 pm
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Is it the word?

👏👏

Nicely done.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 5:32 pm
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your fingers will smell like bacon

Kermit, is that you?


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 6:29 pm
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Nicely done.

Wasted but thanks.


 
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Kermit, is that you?

I had to think about it but then LOL.


 
Posted : 12/09/2021 7:02 pm
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Brioche bun, toasted on the inside only on a dry pan to accept the bacon fatBrioche bun, toasted on the inside only on a dry pan to accept the bacon fat

No, no, no! Proper brioche is light and airy and no match for properly cooked bacon. The dreaded fat run-through occurs and your fingers get all slippery leading to loss of filling control. Likewise they should be nowhere near a burger, too fragile for the job.


 
Posted : 13/09/2021 3:59 pm
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The dreaded fat run-through occurs

This is how you get your fingers to smell and taste like bacon and butter. Then you can spend the rest of the day licking them to remind yourself of the delicious food you just ate.

and your fingers get all slippery leading to loss of filling control.

The solution is to basically inhale the filling from between the buns. Hold the bun vertically, not flat and suck the filling out then take a nibble at the bread. By the time you've eaten your way to the bottom, you'll just have a couple of pieces of bread dripping in bacon fat and butter left. Finish those off, suck the remaining fat and butter off your fingers and you're good.


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 1:37 am
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Pork Grease


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 8:22 am
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I always thought bacon butties were simple until I read this thread. Now I still think its simple but many of you are off your heads
1) must be streaky bacon. Back bacon you overcook the lean before the fat is rendered. Streaky cooks more evenly
2) Must be fried - until the fat is properly rendered, golden and crispy but not overcooked till the lean is crispy. See point 1
3) must be white morning rolls
4) properly cooked bacon requires no sauce. sauce is for those who cannot cook bacon properly and require sauce to cut thru the unrendered fat


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 8:29 am
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Ah TJ. You definitely need a good sauce. I've recently discovered The Sauce Shop's everyday chilli sauce with a bacon butty.


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 8:40 am
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Why? I like the taste of bacon and can cook it properly. Sauce adds nothing just detracts from the flavour.


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 8:43 am
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A decent sauce can compliment the flavour of the bacon, especially if using a decent smoked bit. That paring of sweet and salty is great.


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 8:56 am
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The sweetness of the sauce balances out the salt/fat of the bacon and provides some extra moisture. Basic cookery science TJ.

Edit: too slow

This is good stuff


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 9:09 am
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Good bacon needs no sauce, streaky bacon is not good bacon.


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 9:10 am
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Streaky bacon is good for American pancakes (with maple syrup) and pigs in blankets, that's about it.


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 9:21 am
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Streaky cooks better! You avoid the choice of unrendered fat or dry lean. Grum - if the bacon is proper bacon cooked properly sauce adds nothing

Sauce is like alcopops - its for those who want to disguise the taste!

Jeepers you guys. Really. this is basic stuff - how did you reach adulthood?


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 9:28 am
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Why? I like the taste of bacon and can cook it properly. Sauce adds nothing just detracts from the flavour.

I like, respect and on many, many things agree with you - but damn it TJ, on this you’re wrong.

I love great bacon but a good sauce compliments the bacon. Provides the sharp and spicy contrast which really enhances it. I’m now worried that you are one of the extremists who thinks a touch of the appropriate sauce detracts from steak. You wouldn’t have a roast without gravy would you!


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 9:28 am
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Streaky bacon is good for American pancakes (with maple syrup) and pigs in blankets, that’s about it.

Precisely.


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 9:30 am
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The butter serves as sauce. It melts and every mouthful tastes like bacon fat and melted butter.


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 10:40 am
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I'm inclined to agree that sauce is not required and is too often applied to foodstuffs which they don't compliment (I'm looking at you chilli sauce). However I do like a splash of ketchup on my bacon butty and that Stokes stuff is excellent. But it is definitely NOT essential. Nor is butter.


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 1:37 pm
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Butter with bacon - totally unnecessary!


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 3:16 pm
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Its obviously pretty hard judging by the way most of you seem unable to do so


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 3:20 pm
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However I do like a splash of ketchup on my bacon butty and that Stokes stuff is excellent

Just been shopping and the condiments aisle reminded me that Stokes is what I have now but Tiptree is the top level stuff.

Its obviously pretty hard judging by the way most of you seem unable to do so

Well I'm pretty much in your camp except I prefer back bacon and either cheap sliced white or artisan sourdough (either work well when dipped in the fat).


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 5:46 pm
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Chocolate covered bacon?


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 6:11 pm
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This is not the type of thread pleasant to vascular surgeons. Salt..... Fat

Butter 😯


 
Posted : 14/09/2021 7:10 pm
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Or just leave out the bread and eat bacon as a snack with your bucket of mayo.

https://twitter.com/pebonilla/status/1438715660553572353


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 6:30 am
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No need to have the two separately.

"capitalism's greatest triumph"


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 9:06 am
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http://imgur.com/a/TH7t1nf

With a couple of apples straight from the tree.


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 1:52 pm
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OMG - unrendered fat and all that extraneous stuff - and funny shaped bread!


 
Posted : 17/09/2021 1:57 pm
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The sauce idea got me curious so I tried some sweet chili sauce and melted cheese. Was ok but should have just stuck with butter, bacon, and egg.


 
Posted : 19/09/2021 3:06 pm
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Pork tenderloin sandwich.


 
Posted : 01/05/2022 3:29 am
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Wait a minute. That baconaisse is vegetarian.


 
Posted : 01/05/2022 9:19 am
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And no artificial flavours 🙂

Mrs DoD actually bought me a thing of bacon mayo sauce and it too was vegetarian.

I don’t get it as a thing and also as being vegetarian.


 
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