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Nice work Sharkbait 😀
I may also be on the hit - list:
My wife turned to me on the weekend and said she was worried she was getting a bit of a belly. I don't like lying to her so said. "yes, you are, but if you go to the gym or go running more you'll loose it soon enough."
Apparently the honesty bit of having a healthy relationship should be taken with a pinch of salt 😕
Now that we are over Bregante’s unfortunate cake based demise I was so pleased this morning with my own work top repair based escape from the jaws of a [s]violent and messy death[/s] bollocking that I very nearly said something to the Wife along the lines of [i]“Look…look! I dropped something really heavy and pointy right there yesterday… [b]RIGHT THERE[/b] and I managed to sort it out without you noticing. You didn’t even ask why I was pouring boiling water from the kettle directly onto the work top… [b]YOU DIDN’T EVEN ASK[/b]. The big dent that you didn’t know about has gone because I’m soooo bloody fantastic and clever. [b][u]Ha![/u][/b]”[/i]
Luckily I managed to stop myself.
A bloke would understand and even marvel at my awesomeness. My wife wouldn’t.
Ferrals... steer clear of the home made cake for a while.
don't do this, it [i]really[/i] hurts. Actually crashing would be preferable even with the potential for broken bonesI would suggest sandpapering legs, arse and arm, then claim you were involved in a nasty accident.
Harry_the_Spider - MemberFerrals... steer clear of the home made cake for a while.
She went out to buy cake making ingredients yesterday 😯 😯
you can escape to europe with just a photo driving license right?
[quote=Harry_the_Spider ]Ferrals... steer clear of the home made cake for a while.
It sounds like his wife needs to steer clear of it (I'm safe, I don't know his wife).
Just seen sharkbaits post. Excellent 😆
Regards
Bregantes [s]wife[/s] widow.
PS Bikes for sale: A black one and a white one.
email in profile. £150 each (at least that's what he said he'd paid)