Would an ocelot do?
I'm not feline it...
You good just advertise it for sale on gumtree
Or just stick a for sale sticker on it. Nice low asking price and put the number of his office on there.
Every time he takes it off stick another one on there with 're-advertised due to time wasters' and reduce the price
Advertise a shoe shining service in his building and then he somehow wins a free polish if he leaves his shoes out.
Have a couple of beers, relax and ...
The site belongs to Uni.
Then there definitely is an HSE person... you should report that you hurt your ankle stepping off the pavement due to this parking...
Ignore it and get on with your life, if it is affect you then tell the driver to stop doing it. Maybe that's common sense or a Stupid comment.
Ignore it and get on with your life, if it is affect you then tell the driver to stop doing it.
Then the kid in the wheelchair is forced onto the road, or the person with a pushcahir, or it's in the way of somebody doing their job.
Always time to get the lazy shits back in line
Use a wax crayon to write/draw all over the windows... they will only get the message when it rains, but it stays on for ages!
Call somebody out and get it wrapped...... I'm sure you can download some suitable images off the internet for the wrappers to use.
water soluble paint and draw a cock'n'balls parking bay ?
then get security to go round to his office and announce that his rear wheel is outside the scrotum area
Little squirt bottle of mineral oil. Squirt on the windscreen as you walk past. He will try to was it off using the wipers and washers. It will smear everywhere and the oil will cause the wiper blade rubbers to perish.
Slight detract - apparently it’s possible to move a vehicle by placing a McDonalds tray under each wheel (jack up, tray under wheel, jack back down). It’s supposedly relatively easy to push the vehicle in any direction with no harm to the vehicle. Not that I’m suggesting you do that without permission, just an interesting observation. If I had the time to waste, I’d be tempted to try it on my own car one day to see if it’s really true or just an urban myth.
leaving everyone to walk
aroundover the carFTFY.
+1
And a potato in the exhaust pipe.
Or remove the valve cores from his tires...
Handful of bread over the windscreen/roof,for at least a week,then let security do their job.
If it's dark paint then a white wax crayon down the side, will look like it's been keyed.
Oi!
Leave my ****ing car alone ya bastards !!!
I’ve got a litre of fish sauce in the back of the cupboard that must be ten years old.
I reckon it’s quite pungent if accidentally spilled.
Slight detract – apparently it’s possible to move a vehicle by placing a McDonalds tray under each wheel (jack up, tray under wheel, jack back down). It’s supposedly relatively easy to push the vehicle in any direction with no harm to the vehicle. Not that I’m suggesting you do that without permission, just an interesting observation. If I had the time to waste, I’d be tempted to try it on my own car one day to see if it’s really true or just an urban myth.
Alternatively, do you know anyone with a 5t forklift/baler with long forks?
Know what time he leaves?
Half hour before 6 of you, lots of hazard tape, paper overalls and face masks and somebody with a clipboard......
Jam some nails up against his tyres.
Broom broom. Bang.
Half hour before 6 of you, lots of hazard tape, paper overalls and face masks and somebody with a clipboard……
Do it on a cold day, those things made me sweat like a Jaguar driver on the pavement.
If it is genuinely a problem and he is just deliberately being a nob I probably actually would "accidentally" key it. Anonymous and I doubt you'll have to do it twice.
Valve cap off, small stone inside, screw it back on. As many tyres as you like, as often as you like, takes some working out...........
If it is genuinely a problem and he is just deliberately being a nob I probably actually would “accidentally” key it. Anonymous and I doubt you’ll have to do it twice.
What a cock.
^ Bit hard to accidentally scratch in a cock'n'baws.
leaving everyone to walk around the car to get onto pavement, to doors and bike racks.
Is this necessary? Just walk over the roof and persuade as many others as possible to do the same. You could even place a sign next to the car
That said, I'm normally one to fantasise about vicious pranks, but in reality believe something non-confrontational is far more effective -- i.e. a note devoid of passive aggressivity, expressing genuine concerns.
But you say it's been two years so perhaps something more is needed that doesn't do major damage -- glue on the windscreen and/or disgusting stuff under the handle sound good candidates.
think the forum can russle up a panther
Surely a Cougar?
Pump expanding foam into all the panel gaps on it and sit back to watch as it expands. Resulting in a very big mess.
Borrow a wheelchair and a stunt double, tip wheelchair on side, get stunt double to lie on floor and tip some tomato ketchup on floor and on stunt double, take loads of pictures and send around office, stating a disabled visitor fell from wheelchair yesterday, due to inconsiderately parked vehicles.
Vaseline, smeared on the wiper blades. Makes a lovely mess when he tries to wipe the screen.
Purely down to your moral discretion as to wether you do passengers side only or drivers as well......
Update: two nice security men apparently visited the offices yesterday and were seen escorting the Jag driver to his car. 😂
Today the Jag was parked correctly in a space. 👌
We also got emailed the details of a new parking permit system, that includes fines for parking outwith proper or appropriate spaces. 🤗
Bit late to the party then but curry powder in the bonnet vents is reputed to be quite inconvenient when you turn the heating on.
I cant really advocate damaging someones car, even though it may be tempting.
Perhaps a large heavy planter located on the pavement, not large enough to prevent people walking past, but large enough so its no longer a viable space. Clearly the guy can't be reasoned with. Is he in sales?
Spray it all over with contact adhesive then cover it in earth destroying glitter.
Or remove the valve cores from his tires…
Do do you work for Kwikfit ?? 😂
Two neighbours were involved in a spat. Someone poured honey over on of their car's windscreen.
Seemed to be very difficult to remove.
Modern cars are too complicated 🙁
Back in the day before air con and pollen filters became common a large bag of glitter poured into the ventilation louvres was the go to response to someone pissing you off and leaving their car unattended...
