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...acceptable on a man approaching forty, no socks involved of course.

Mainly for 'evening wear' on the summer holiday. Will be wearing flip flops (Havaianas to be precise) or barefoot through the day.

The other option being considered is deck shoes, but feet might be uncomfortably hot and sweaty in those.

Opinions please. (Let the flaming begin...)


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:37 pm
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My fiance is trying to get me to wear some, i'm not convinced look far too much like Jesus sandles for my liking. I want these:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Crocs-Santa-Cruz-Mens-Black/dp/B005502NQ4/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1309031949&sr=8-5


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:38 pm
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You're questioning Birkenstocks, yet think deck shoes are acceptable?

Hmmmmmmmmm. Interesting. Will you be accessorising them with a cashmere jumper over your shoulders and a pastel polo shirt? 😉

You are Alan Partridge and I claim my £5

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Posted : 13/07/2011 12:40 pm
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If you are nearing 40 years old you should know what you are comfortable wearing you big girl's blouse.

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Posted : 13/07/2011 12:43 pm
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oh dear soma they look a little bit special needs...

Binners, I'm lost for words for a witty comeback on that...get back to you soon...
EDIT: soma, the brown ones look alright actually


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:43 pm
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Ah, good old Nike Nazareths. 😀

If they are the basic 2 strap over the top of the foot model, it's fine, anything with a strap round the heel is a definite no no.

away like the look of the ones that have like a 'loafer' front half myself, but can't get my feet in in them.

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Posted : 13/07/2011 12:45 pm
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My husband is fast approaching 40 and will not be allowed to wear flip flops or anything that resembles such footwear 😉

I also think men over the age of 50 who aren't mtbers ('cos they usually have a decent body) look bad in jeans.

Binners - you missed out action slacks.


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:46 pm
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They are entirely acceptable, even cool. I need a new pair after I trashed my old pair pedalling with SPDs.


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:47 pm
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birkenstocks are made for forty yr olds!!


 
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Don't listen to them!

I am getting through my 3rd pair over the last 5 years or so. They are incredibly comfortable and I think they look fine both with shorts or rolled up jeans. For the record, I am 36.


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:47 pm
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I think I'll run any ideas past my 14 and 17 year old daughters before making a purchase, because they will have no choice in being seen out with me.

Binners, I'll think you'll find that deck shoes are de rigeur amongst the hip young things at the mo, darling


 
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I'm gonna throw Crocs into the equation.

I'm closer to 40 than I am 30, plus I'm a dad - I don't care what's acceptable anymore.


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:49 pm
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yes, hideous, middle aged, middle class sandals


 
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What if you ARE middle aged and middle class? Surely wearing young person's wannabe surfer flip flops is worse?


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:52 pm
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I've been wearing Birkenstocks for about 20 years now, and I have absolutely no intention of stopping now I'm 40, no matter what anyone says.

The worst thing with men in sandals is the state of some of the feet you see. It's not hard to cut your flippin' toenails and scub the hard skin off! FFS sort it out! IMO the Government should introduce a 'Sandal License' and police it harshly! 🙂


 
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So bunnyhop, as a lady ( I presume), what would you suggest?


 
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What if you ARE middle aged and middle class?

Spot on, molgrips, spot on.


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:54 pm
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I think its only fair to warn you about the...ahem... aroma that Birkenstocks tend to generate. I don't know why. I don't normally have mingy feet, but in those things? Think....

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Mine generally have to live outdoors. They really are that bad!


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:55 pm
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Hideous things for middleaged people who have given up( or are german). Nearly as bad as crocs

Flip flops are fine so ling as they are cheap far eastern rubber ones in a dark single colour.


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:57 pm
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I'm now strongly leaning towards a pair like the ones on the right in this picture, 2 strap, no heel strap. I think they accurately represent where I am in my life.

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Posted : 13/07/2011 12:57 pm
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Birkenstocks are fine, as long as you don't get the ones with the thong.

Crocs? I.e. plastic shoes? Er, no.


 
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I think its only fair to warn you about the...ahem... aroma that Birkenstocks tend to generate. I don't know why. I don't normally have mingy feet, but in those things?

Really? It should be the exact opposite. Shoes make your feet sweat and pong, trainers are terrible for that. I once had some I had to chuck becasue they were HANGIN' BAAAAD. Never with any sandals though. My feet just don't smell.
That said I've always been a barefoot person. No shoes in the house most of the time and sandals if I can possibly get away with it everywhere else. 🙂


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:59 pm
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Binners Birks do get put outside of the door by me on a regular basis.....


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 12:59 pm
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The problem with flip flops is the frigging noise 🙁


 
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I love the noise


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:05 pm
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Hideous things for middleaged people who have given up

Utter flippin drivel. I'm so glad I don't take fashion advice from you. 😛

Or maybe you should try it! OK, what SHOULD I be wearing then?

Birkis like those above are a design classic.


 
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if my missus told me what i could/couldn't wear i would tell her to bollox!! fortunately we are both adults and wear what we want to!


 
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if my missus told me what i could/couldn't wear i would tell her to bollox!! fortunately we are both adults and wear what we want to!

Yup. Same here. 🙂


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:09 pm
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Sandals look ridiculous on any bloke, being in the Roman army was the last time they were acceptable.


 
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PP - got your beige slacks to go with them? you know - the ones with the elasticated waist?

As I said - cheap far eastern rubber flip flops.


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:12 pm
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no heel strap. I think they accurately represent where I am in my life

a little loose round the back end? 😯


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:15 pm
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I'm waiting for someone to suggest those chuffing stupid plimsole things that seem to be de riguer at the moment, along with the elasticated hemmed trousers.

Chumps.


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:17 pm
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Birkenstocks are a bit Teutonic for my tastes, but they're better than those awful Croc things.. only surgeons should be seen in them.

Merrell sandals? They ming up a treat after 2 wears too.

EDITED for dreadful spelling faux pas


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:18 pm
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TJ you are thinking of deck shoes, to go with the beige slacks.


 
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Deck shoes are fine worn in the right way 🙂


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:19 pm
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PP - got your beige slacks to go with them? you know - the ones with the elasticated waist?

So you have no answer then? Not even anything 'clever' to say? Gotcha! 🙂
For the record I don't possess any beige trousers of any kind. I spend 90% of my time in shorts.

As I said - cheap far eastern rubber flip flops.

You havin' a LAUGH?
I'd rather buy Birkis made of natural materials, that last for years and can be repaired if necessary. Plus cheap flip flops don't fit me. I have wide-ish feet and I always end up with my heel hanging off the inside of them. They are cheap crap for a reason.....


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:20 pm
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Right, I've done it! Birkenstocks ordered as i meet (nearly) all the criteria:

birkenstocks are made for forty yr olds!!

tick

middle aged, middle class sandals

tick

cool

damned straight, daddio 8)

Carry on as you are...


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:20 pm
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Deck shoes are fine worn in the right way

And you like deck shoes? Slip ons for arthritic old farts?

Back atcha!

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I rest my case m'lud.

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Note the tucked in, checked (Probably from M&S) shirt. Niiiiiiiiiice!


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:22 pm
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I have a pair of white brikos: hate me 🙂

Looks ace paired with my white panama and white sunnies.


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:24 pm
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ADH, so do I. 🙂 Need a decent tan to carry them off though! (Tick)

Another thought: Why would anyone take advice on sandals from someone living in Scotland? What do they know about good weather? 😉


 
Posted : 13/07/2011 1:26 pm
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brassneck - Merrel sandals are indeed the worst. They're great to wear, but after a week or so, I started getting discreet inquiries from wotsisface I'madinnerjacket about use in their chemical weapons programme 😀


 
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Deck shoes are ok, if they've clearly been worn on deck ie You're a 'rah'. Ask Flashy, he puts his in sink full of salt water for a few months before wearing his.

Whatever you do, do not buy 'action' sandals... so, so, sooooo lame.


 
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What on earth are 'action' sandals? isn't that an oxymoron? Sounds like there may be dogging connotations?

Mmmmmmmmmm deck shoes

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