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To change the point Mumford and Sons are utter sh#te. Folk rock by Marks and Spencer.
Haven't shaved since Jan 1st. I like the look and so does my GF, despite the grey bits! 🙂
Mike.
Please tell me you posted a link to that trendy beard site just to make me angry?
Please?
The rapha ad up there,looks like a cycle tramp convention
Of course, the key question is, do you also have an artisan axe?
I had the misfortune to find myself in a nightclub in Shoreditch a couple of weeks ago ( I am old enough to know better) seemed that all the lads had beards, brouges and too much tweed/tight trousers. I'm so ancient.
Generally shave just once a week as I hate shaving. My wife reckons I look weird without a beard / stubble.
I don't have much hair up top, so it's like I have a point to prove.
^^ waves at joolsburger 😀
I've said it before. I blame terrorists co the beard fad.
I hit 40 in January and decided it was time to play with growing a beard because I never had. I'm on my second now, and the mrs doesn't like it. I'm threatening to do a musketeers beard. She's not sure if I'm serious. Neither am I but it's all good fun!
Last week I finally had enough of my wife pointing out my fore and aft [s]bald spots[/s] areas if slightly finer hair, so I cut my hair and beard back to a number 2 all [s]over[/s] round. That'll teach her.
I'm not sure this has any bearing on whether beards are 'in' or not.
In for sure
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But a man with a beard like the t-shirt will undoubtedly be single. If a man with a partner decides to grow one then he's chosen a life celibacy.
You never hear a woman say "that Grizzly Addams bloke, I want me some of that"
I grow about 12 beards a year saves me a fortune I razors. 😆 be doing it for about 5 years now.
I'm pretty much the opposite of fashion mind you so none of this metrosexual beard trimming malarky here! 😆
I never wet/clean shave and always have stubble - currently trying a beard though and have about 1/2" growth. My skin seems to suffer though, so don't know how long I'll stick it out.
Head get's shaved once a week with no guard and closest setting.
Massive wild beard here and a head of uncut unstyled hair, im madder than a box of lunatics anyways so its a fitting look 🙂
And a beard aint a real beard till its 3 or 4 months in at least! Anything less is just stubble 😛
Having only done the beard thing once, and having had a firm8I rejection from mrs_oab, I won't be returning to face fungus. However, *I* liked it.
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Beards are wonderful things. First grew one in the summer between the 5th and lower 6th years. Primarily to piss off a mate who was a year older and announced that here was going to be the first person in the school to ever grow one. Apart from the odd few weeks when it shrunk to a 'tache it's always been there for me. ZZ top had nothing on me in my early 20's. think Duck Dynasty. I could plat it into my fringe. Sadly being 50 means that the fringe isn't there any more and the beards rather patchy white which looks "different" to my black hair.
Beards are good at hiding spare chins, keeping pencils on and saving bits of fried egg for later.
they also work like Velcro fro certain other types of curly hair if you are lucky 😆
Shave face everyday,head every week.
Feel dirty if I don't.
cinnamon_girl - Member
Just been perving Googling for hot men with beards and they're in short supply....
Of course not. We're camera shy, not like those attention seeking chaps who shave so they can look like prepubescent boys.
matt_outandabout - that looks fine ie clean and tidy with no food crumbs lurking!
footflaps - I've just had a word with myself for getting up to page 10 of bearded men. 😳 Jeez, there's some scary blokes there. 😯
epicyclo - oh, didn't realise that!
cinnamon_girl - Member
...epicyclo - oh, didn't realise that!
Yup, if we weren't so camera shy we would be stalked by hordes of women and unfortunately, even a bearded man is incapable of keeping more than one woman happy. We're such caring chaps that we get quite melancholy about the thought of hordes of unsatisfied ladies. 🙂
epicyclo - Membercinnamon_girl - Member
Just been perving Googling for hot men with beards and they're in short supply....Of course not. We're camera shy, not like those attention seeking chaps who shave so they can look like prepubescent boys.
Really? 😀
As an occaisional beardist, I've always considered facial hair to be
the equivalent of walking around with your parts hanging out of your pants.
Usually small parts, because we all know that beards are essentially compensation. 🙂
And the need for hipsters to bang on about things like beards and jeans?
Here's some news - you didn't invent them.
Growing a beard is not a sign of virility, intelligence, intellectual prowess or rebelliousness.
It's a sign of narcissism & laziness:
As is not washing your jeans.
Rusty Spanner - Member
...As an occaisional beardist, I've always considered facial hair to be
the equivalent of walking around with your parts hanging out of your pants.
Usually small parts, because we all know that beards are essentially compensation...
You've obviously done considerable hands on research on man parts, and I'm afraid that I cannot contest your statement with contrary fact.
In my youth I also did extensive research, but unfortunately all my research was on lady's parts, and whether things fitted satisfactorily, with happy results. So sadly I lack the data to dispute this with you.
Perhaps you could detach your awesome genitalia and send them to an anatomy lab so we can get your assertions independently and scientifically verified.
In the meantime, I feel belittled... 🙂
I'm only going off personal experience, obviously.
I'm hung like a baby sweetcorn, and find a beard helps me feel like a real man, as does the huuuuge artisan chopper hangin' from my belt.
It breaks up the monotony of my face quite nicely too. 😀
Me, yesterday.
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Take a chill pill Rusty. 😉
CG, I'm perfectly chilled, but thank you. 😀
I do like a nice discussion though.
Whilst not meant to be entirely serious, d'ya not think there's a grain of truth in my post?
It's a Freudian thing - some people post pictures of their beards on the internet, some aim a little lower. 🙂
'Look at my big beard & huge chopper mummy......'
cinnamon_girl - Member
Take a chill pill Rusty.
He's quite chilled.
But too much chilling could shrink his "sweetcorn". 🙂
I disagree with you! I think it's great that blokes are interested in their appearance, it's really no different to tattoos, piercings etc.
To be honest, if I was a bloke I'd probably have some sort of beardage. Shaving every day, what a pita. Don't know how some of you blokes do it!
Provided you're not a hipster type then it's really self-deprecation and what's wrong with that?
Again, I must emphasise that it mustn't be straggly and must be washed every day.
😀
Growing a beard is not a sign of virility, intelligence, intellectual prowess or rebelliousness.
It's a sign of narcissism & laziness:
As is not washing your jeans.
Blimey http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/stress-anxiety-depression/Pages/controlling-anger.aspx
What are you like when there is really something to get worked up about?
cinnamon_girl - Member
...Again, I must emphasise that it mustn't be straggly and must be washed every day.
But then you lose all those interesting things to nibble on days or even weeks later...
(Ugh, I think I've just disgusted myself 🙂 )
rOcKeTdOg - Member
What are you like when there is really something to get worked up about?
I find it harder than usual to discuss my small penis issues. 😀
How about you?
Come on RD, I'm poking fun at all blokes, myself most of all.
Not shaving [b]is[/b] narcissistic & lazy - if it wasn't, people wouldn't do it. 😀
I'm just aout to shave off two weeks growth btw.
I think it looks grey, distinguished and manly.
Ms S thinks it looks scruffy 🙂
Alright, just calm down now, go to your "quiet place"
Beards have been fashionable for a couple of years but If they are being discussed on here then it's a sure sign that they have jumped the shark. I expect once the hipsters get wind of this thread the barbers of Hoxton will be busy.
rOcKeTdOg - MemberAlright, just calm down now, go to your "quiet place"
I'm always calm.
And I'm sorry I called your beard names, I didn't realise it would upset you so much.
I'm off to Manchester for the afternoon. 🙂
I'll have a chat with all my Oedapal, bearded mates about this and report back later.
Growing a beard is not a sign of virility, intelligence, intellectual prowess or rebelliousness.
It's a sign of narcissism & laziness:
Do you shave your armpits and pubes?
There's bound to be someone on here who can quote some study comparing virility between bearded and non-bearded, no?
I tend to link beards to "LAZY BASTARD" cant think why.
As one of the few females here CG, I was assuming you would inform from first hand experience. As it were.
Do you shave your armpits and pubes?
Funny you should say that, two out of three ain't bad?
In Hoxton they seem to be with a strange dress code to match
Viewing the evolution of man it would appear that the less hirsute you are, the further up the evolutionary scale you are.
Having said that, I am currently cultivating my moustache; so far I have gone through the 70's porn-star look (which I have to say I did actually sport through the 70s) and am currently at the Gringo phase heading for the Foo Man Chu look, possibly with some small plaits, braids & beads. Man. 8)
Beards ... 😆
Look at me I got beards I am cool.
Look at him he got beards too and both of us are cool because we look the same.
Look at the thousand of cool dudes everywhere with beards and we are all coool.
Cool man cool.
Looks like they are all herding in the beards direction. 😆
I say look at me. Selfie!!! (as in Borat's high five)