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I like the superstar LED light one - WTF power!!!
Timewarp Power Lantern
Available now for just £22.99!Don't suffer the greedy bike industry's £300+ ridiculous LED torches. Superstar have slapped down the competition with the awesomeness of the TIMEWARP POWER LANTERN. With the power of the sun stored in its Lithium Ion battery pack it will burn the retinas of anything crossing your path.
Features:
MEGA ADJUST HANDLE - Whoa that's an easy grip beam adjust.
WTF POWER - Many watts of ultimate power.
AERO SPEC MOUNT - Universally fits anything, even your dog.
IP65 WATERPROOF - Chuck it in a lake to see if it works.
STAMPED OPTICS - Perfect for rectangular eyes.
Perfect for ENDURO GNARLYNESS and also walks to the shed. You need this in your life, buy one now...
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I assumed the trail centre for couples would be all dual track for side by side riding! 😉
Something for the toolbox
http://www.leevalley.com/us/wood/page.aspx?p=65357&cat=
and a whole bunch more :
http://www.leevalley.com/us/wood/Search.aspx?action=n
[url= http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/14396386.Gyllyngvase_Beach__Falmouth_to_have_under_sand_heating_to_make_it_an_all_year_round_holiday_destination/?ref=fbshr ]Undersand heating at the beach! [/url] Must be the next big thing to keep the tourists coming all year. Perfectly sustainable..
That hipster Mini one is my favourite so far.
Donald Trump to drive the pace car at the Indy 500:
http://www.pitpass.com/55758/Keeping-Pace-with-The-Donald
TF Tuned's new shock.
http://www.pinkbike.com/news/radical-new-shock-development-from-tf-tuned.html
child cruelty;
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laughed out loud at the IPAD one!
SO disappointed that ST Towers haven't announced a new forum. Opportunity missed
Best I've seen so far is the one about Trump running for US President. Bloody hilarious!
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=991709734198753&id=175672035802531
I struggle with the whole link thing, I put it down to my age. But the story above is my lbs.
Didn't ride do a sex shop thing last year?
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Ahh yes [url= http://www.ridebike.co.uk/news/report-april-fools-day/ ]here it is[/url]
Seems the Titanic-ing one that I shared went unnoticed (or people just though it was rubbish)
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/titanicing
What about Chain Reaction Cycles launches Natural Nutrition (Jam Sandwich)
http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/chain-reaction-cycles-launches-natural-nutrition-brand-46719/
^^^ Reminds me of the cabbage based gel SiS did a few years back 😛
Pornhub have done a great one.
I won't post the link for obvious reasons.
Paris Metro renamed 13 stations with word games, eg Opera -> Apero (ie Aperitif)
They call it Poisson d'avril 🙂
[url= http://www.lefigaro.fr/sortir-paris/2016/04/01/30004-20160401ARTFIG00123-la-ratp-renomme-13-stations-metro.php ]Linky[/url]
The Pornhub spoof site is still there at the normal URL 🙂
My daughter's just shown me the pornhub one - lol'd then wtf'd 😯
I didn't go & look at the Pornhub one, no. Neither did I laugh out loud!
That story I posted earlier "Musician sues Royal Opera House over ruined hearing" surely is a Fools? It's been picked up by some other websites, but seriously, has to be a joke!?
I told someone that China declared war on India.
The first friend freaked out...she's Indian btw.
The second friend looked like a white sheet - she has investments in India.
Both friends are not talking to me now.
I have no friends now. 🙁
Google's Mic Drop one hasn't gone down too well.
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Jesus was Jewish.
Standing in a white hospital room dressed in a hospital robe with a tube up my arse and another up the old chap being pumped full of water by an attractive young nurse and then being told to try not to pee.
It wasn't an actual April Fool's Day joke, but it felt entirely appropriate. 😐
[quote=Mr Woppit said] a tube up my arse and another up the old chap being pumped full of water by an attractive young nurse
What's the going rate for that these days ?
Yeah, I'm sure it would have helped if I was a masochist with a medical procedures fetish... 😆
Been there done that woppit. Did you then get to pee with the catheter still in place?
Sure did.
£100 for shorts? [url= http://www.hargrovescycles.co.uk/fox-explore-shorts.html ]has to be![/url]
Dez, when these http://www.kitsbow.com/shop/men-s-adjustable-a-m-short-1259 are around £203, every single day of the year, all of a sudden £100 on a pair of shorts seems normal.
Yeah, but the Kitsbow are some poncy independent ohh-look-at-me-I-can-spend-silly-money-on-bike-kit brand! The £100 ones are just Fox!