[Closed] Anyone speak female? Wife has me worried.

I can barely speak to myself nevermind speak female. I knew I should never of admitted cleaning a bike in the bath... well ok 2 bikes 🙂

Anyone's Female partner put up a calender on the first of Jan with all birthdays / wedding anniversaries / important dates on .
EXCEPTING HER BIRTHDAY AND OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

MINE DOES 😥

rushes off to check calendar -back quickly cant find calendar

As 'female' is latin for cryptic, I believe she's looked at your bike and wondered how she could turn it into a blood great diamond ring.

Being made out if carbon and all she's halfway there. 😉

couldashouldawoulda

On the other hand she did the sweetish thing ever on my 40th. Im still amazed.

TBH BJ's are overrated anyway 😉

Mine got an awful lot for her 40th, TBH I don't think it mattered that much in the end, yes she had a nice time in Iceland, yes she thought the Diamond necklace & earrings were 'great', yes the hire of the hall & the party were terrific. What I didn't get was that what ever I got was never going to be good enough.

I just hope she dosen't ask for a divorce for her 42nd, that I can't afford!