[Closed] Anyone else's kitchen look like this!!!

It's a cacophony of just got back from the pub, I should've put the tent away earlier, what have we got to drink, my bikes outside, and a general ****ed up Ness!!!

O and the dog needs letting in!

Let the dog in!

Edit ah 34 seconds too late.

he doesnt own a dog 😯

It's not his kitchen either

It's taken me about 3 years to get to half way approaching 'Mum tidiness', the 3 years before that after I'd left home - it wasn't even a goal. Eventually I got pissed off with my own messiness.

You know 'Mum tidy' is the way to be. 😉

(Assuming you had/have a tidy Mum).

Still drinking Bulmers from a glass that's quite grown up.

Not now I have a lovely garage, but I admit I've built plenty of bikes in the past in the kitchen.

Ours is actually pretty tidy. Mostly because we have a utility room that acts as a buffer. You can rarely see the work surface in there.

Do people still use Brylcreem?

And do you really have a fan heater next to the sink?

An STWer shopping in Morrisons WTAF?

I was going to say, using brylcream as a lube?
How novel.

But K57 kinda beat me to it.

So, so I'll go with 2x1 planks in the kitchen? Seasoning them are you ?

And that bright light shining on the Morrisons bag.. is that God looking down in bemusement 😆

Roast my selfie, kitchen edition.

Higher res please. I'm enjoying the table lamp to cook by. This is really an 'installation' isn't it

That would have resulted in a new patio at g-d towers.

Put the upturned plug onto the floor ready to stand on...

Looks like a normal kitchen to me, our dog is on the inside though...

So having just risen from a slight hectic night the kitchen looks the same apart from I've moved the bike into the lounge!

And the dog?

Back out in the garden??? 😆

I'd love to have a kitchen that looks like that! :-/

Is it Tracey Emin's kitchen ?.

Your oven needs to go in the Ow! My Eye! Thread.sinister cooking appliance, that -shudders-

Mine used to, it had model aircraft laid around as well & I also had a clamp to hold the bike by the top tube fastened to the worktop.

I lived on my own at the time.

I didn't think anyone over 14 drank Bulmer's, so I'm wondering if you broke in?

esselgruntfuttock - Member
Mine used to, it had model aircraft laid around as well & I also had a clamp to hold the bike by the top tube fastened to the worktop.

I lived on my own at the time.

I've now decided that's no excuse, that my home is going to become as tidy as my childhood home was. Clearing it out after my Mum passed away unearthed lots of clutter behind the order, but 'clutter behind surface order' is a step up in liveableness.