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Instant coffee good enough for me
Refuse to join this expensive coffee drinking culture trendy crap.

A fool and his money.............


 
Posted : 23/12/2016 10:09 pm
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Instant coffee good enough for me
Refuse to join this expensive coffee drinking culture trendy crap.

A fool and his money.............

Bang to rights. Instant coffee is much like instant tea granules i.e. good enough for everyone except for those Lavazza and PG Tips ponces who think they're hip and 'cultured' with their 'grounds' or their 'leaves'. If you ask me they just like to spend double because they imagine it makes them look better than everyone else!

What next, instant milk not good enough? Coffee/tea whitener too 'uncultured' for them!? (Shakes head)


 
Posted : 23/12/2016 10:43 pm
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Hate coffee. Bizarrely I used to drink loads of it, until I was about 6. Can't stand the smell or taste.


 
Posted : 23/12/2016 10:51 pm
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Instant coffee good enough for me
Refuse to join this expensive coffee drinking culture trendy crap.

Are you so insecure about your own choices and preferences that you feel the need to be dismissive of other people's?

Put it this way, would you similarly boast,

"Cheap processed ready meals are good enough for me
Refuse to join this expensive freshly prepared, free range, quality ingredients trendy cooking crap"

or

"Cheap blended whisky is good enough for me
Refuse to join this expensive single malt drinking culture trendy crap"?


 
Posted : 23/12/2016 10:55 pm
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Malvern rider ,
Well said


 
Posted : 23/12/2016 10:58 pm
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Insecure,,,,,,,,, nah
Just my opinion pal


 
Posted : 23/12/2016 11:00 pm
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Malvern rider ,
Well said

Thanks m8. I was raised on frozen and dried food, 70's kid. Condensed milk and white bread and white sugar - so when all these 'fresh' snobs start with all their 'tastes better' lies I know they're lying because I've HAD tinned cream and peaches. Drank nothing but tea granules or Maxwell House Nescafé Camp coffee. Same with Smash mash, dried milk and not to mention birds eye frozen beefburgers and dried onion and guess what? Yep it's all GOOD ENOUGH. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just trying to show off. We used to get Findus frozen cheese and tom pizza, those little things about as big as a hand. Proper good. Now its all that WOOD FIRE pizza, has to be 10 foot wide FRESH (gag) dough bollox with [b]Italian[/b] cheese - lol.

What next, 'FRESH' burgers? 'FRESH' cream from cows? lol. 'Fresh' poncense, old nonsense. No offence to anyone here just talking generally but I can hear them now

'Dahling, dahling, guess where AAHve been today??,Yeah? No, no. Yeah! - no, the CHILLED section, yeah? Yeah - CHILLED' 'YES, FRESH full cream milk, so decadent, I know, I know, but wait. Guess what else'???
'Go on?'
(Squeals with delight) 'Only a pack of FRESH mince'!
'What, not frozen?'?
'Yeah, how cool uh? - and guess what else?'
'Wait, why do you keep saying 'FRESH' all the time?'
'...FRESH coffee! - in a BAG!'
(silence)
'Great eh? Hello? What do you mean you're divorcing me because I'm trendy?'
'Buy us a Vesta Curry then or I'm walking for good'.
'Yeah, but...'
'Bye. Ponce.'


 
Posted : 24/12/2016 12:14 am
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worked in a coffee factory when I was in my uni summer hols.

hellish, hot, sticky, caffeine wired temple of doom that place, gets in your hair, eyelids, nostrils

never been a fan since


 
Posted : 24/12/2016 12:30 am
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Whatever brew works for you is fine by me - tea, coffee, instant, all manner of herbal bobbins or artisan beans that have been through a monkey's arse - it's all good.

As long as you have a brew. It's those oddball social misfits that don't do hot drinks I don't get. The rite of passage into adulthood is the ability to sup a hot mug of some sort of filth when the need arises. When you welcome an adult into your house and they won't/can't/don't take a mug of something - it's so against the social norm it makes my head hurt.


 
Posted : 24/12/2016 12:41 am
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