[Closed] Any STW serving Police Officers?

Yep......in Todmorden, West Yorks. Mail in profile

Go on then Hora, intrigue me. Address in profile.

He wants to borrow your uniform

Him & Bingo are doing a bit of role play - he was hoping one of the WPCs would answer

I've not worn my uniform for 7 years. It's in the loft and no longer fits me 🙂

Yep......in Todmorden

Oooo you might know my cousin Dave then, think he's based there too.

[b]deluded[/b] you got a shiny a**e then!?!

[b]The Doog[/b] here are only 4 Dave's there so will do.

Dave who's just had an op on his eye, not wanting to give him a last name check!!!

[b]The Doog[/b] Yep, his wife works there too, he's going to be off for about a year.

I was gonna say kick him up the Harris from me when you see him but i'll prob see him first!

We are going to try to take him out for a bit of alcoholic medication in a few weeks.......he might not be able to see his pint though!

He's a McD and from a vast gene pool of people who need no arm twisting to drink!

YGM - Uplink, Bingo is not in my goodbooks tonight.

YGM back.

hora,

YGM.

Yup me too .. .oh I want to know what's going on now too!! I've just come out of uniform and now sit on my butt but spent 5 1/2 years in uniform playing cops and robbers 😉

DT5714 - saucey g*t! Lantern jawed, steeley eyed city detective actually 😉

detectives!
couldent detect a fart in a box, in my experience
😉

[b]deluded[/b] 7 years in uniform, got 2 weeks to do before going into a specialist unit.........
Lantern jawed detective who by his own admission can't fit into his uniform 😕

No, because the lids have already made a hash of the scene 😉

dt5714. Fair enough. More of a moon face then

This rivalry could go on all night......good to have a bit of banter with other forces!

So lets have a debate abotu which force is the best???
TVP ....

Thames Valley 😕
All I can say is there must be better than West Yorks, who I work for!

I'm Met. We still have to wear ties!

Likewise....and now fluorescent yellow stab vest covers instead of the black ones!!

Hang on I don't think I have EVER seen a Met officer with a tie on! Mind they don't do fluorescent jackets either! Shoddy lot 😉 Hey I campaigned for fluro stabbie covers when I was on a cycle team to save me having to wear sweaty jacket in summer but they wouldn't give it to me 😉

The fluro covers show muck like nothing i've known 🙁

dt5714: if you are in Tod you may know the top PC who tried to book my Dad (aged 65) for riding along without a cycle helmet

quality bit of local policing, he quickly departed when the old man recovered his wits (startled at being asked his details for a fixed penalty notice) and asked which law he had broken

probably went on to book an old lady for jay walking on a zebra crossing.

The Super is a stickler for ties if you're in long sleeves Munqe-chick. I kept with short sleeves as long as possible but I had to crumble when it started snowing.

Mind you I could always turn the heater in the car up

We do have flouro jackets, sort of. They now issue this nasty flouro vest that we're supposed to wear over our raincoats. Not sure what we're supposed to do with them when it's sunny though, because they look pants over the top of stabbie

Don't email them Hora - that's admissible

There are some numpties on the Neighbourhood Policing Team, that's who'll have the time to harass innocent members of the public!

This is turning out to be the most interesting thread of the day. I had often wondered what coppers spend their time talking about when relaxing. Apparently hot topics include, what the fashion conscious copper likes to wear - specially on hot/rainy/sunny days. I was particularly interested in "[i]nasty flouro vest that ........look pants over the top of stabbie[/i]"

Well done hora, thanks for this thread ......gripping stuff 8)

It feels good to have the odd rant in public!!

Well I'm glad that you can share it 🙂

Any issues on boots/shoes ? 💡

G.M.P , best force in the land, thats what our new chief con says anyway

MMM most wear Magnums but I guess anything that's comfy and warm! Hey those fluro "outfits" you're on about are they like sleeveless numbers with a v-neck? think they issued those in TVP in the 80's we've moved on to some alleged gortex numbers but they certainly aren't warm or waterproof. Shame they got rid of plain clothes allowance .....

Yeah that's them. Only wear it when I have to do aid

easygirl - Premier Member

detectives!
couldent detect a fart in a box, in my experience

Post of the day 🙂

Get a pair of nice gore-tex Matterhorns issued thanks to my posting. Toasty warm in the snow 😛

Anyway this is a MTB forum and Magnums/Matterhorns don't take cleats and they don't have a stealth sole so they are obviously no good!!

So - any of you wear those stupid pointy helmets?

any of you wear those stupid pointy helmets?

Oi TJ .......you're spoiling this thread with your childish comments 👿

Love to joint the ranks after i graduate, heard its a proper fight to get in though! any tips folks?

[i]should[/i] have a degree and looking to become a spec. Constable to help my chances, but anything else i should/can do?

cheers

TandemJeremy - Member
So - any of you wear those stupid pointy helmets?

Probably not - if you search through all the peer-reviewed research on Wikipedia ( 🙄 ) no doubt you'll find that they cause shed-loads of rotational injuries when in common use queueing in the local takeaway or something...