83%
But then Mother answered for me
Sorry, didn't have time to do the quiz, been busy dissolving my colleagues in battery acid after they pushed in front of me in the canteen queue............
I reckon we've got 15-20 here. And I'm pretty sure my boss is one of them....
Knowing your line of work, I'd expect them to be over represented 🙂
Knowing your line of work, I'd expect them to be over represented
Fair point 🙂
I'm going to buy some flowers and fluffy kittens to compensate for my high score.
And then eat them.... 😈
uselesshippy - MemberI'm going to buy some flowers and fluffy kittens to compensate for my high score.
And then eat them....
Good name buddy!
I'm 27% apparently I need to make sure I don't get taken advantage of...but that's why I'm on PoF in the first place. 😆
I can highly recommend the psychopath test by Jon ronson , a really good read . If your worried about being a psychopath it means you are not one
Allegedly anyone who scores over 65% in that test is cheating on their partner.
48%
i wonder how the scores would be different if they'd included the questions:
'could you kill someone if you knew you could get away with it?'
and
'do you think you would you enjoy it?'
I have a criminal client up for something really serious . Just for fun I and a collegue ran through the Hare's checklist he scored 36 out of 40 the worry point is 20 and over . We then got a lad we work with to do a "proper" graded one with his own answers . I was getting worried as we did it as lots of his honest and reasoned answers seemed to be going in a certain direction . The print out was essentially " you are not a psychopath but you may benefit from treatment you should seek help and take this print out with you"
70% explains a lot,and yes I did get away with it......
Same text as Edlong
27% - Disappointed, I liked Patrick Bateman.
67%
I'd #### you over but feel bad about it afterwards.
Sorry
30% here
that puts 7% below the average guardian reader
i need to hug my bunny wabbit
88% that's not too bad surely? 😯
61%...should i be worried!?....pfffft...nope!!!
Got all the way to the end, pressed next and nothing.
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and relax.
27% seems to be a very popular score. Not totally convinced about being a "people person" or having lots of empathy though.
I thought research has revealed psychos can mimic empathy but dont actually feel any.
58% for me, still exhibiting too much empathy which is surprising given work this year!
36% 😈
I am right. You are wrong.
36% too.
😐
67%
Off to masturbate myself with a cheese grater for scoring so low.
Also 27%.
i think someone of my colleagues may doubt my empathy skills though. Apparantly they're not all lizard people.....
55%
I'll eat your legs. Then drive you home.
33% here.
I am a wet hen.
36%
So 3% less of a wet hen than Rusty ^^
I'm worried that I'm scoring higher than the other bleeding heart liberals with whom I'd associate and am on a par with The Malverncestershire Sasquatch. 😐
I thought about shopping in Ikea, tried it again and it went up to 39%. 😐
Still not the 'Evil Genius' I always aspired to be.
Tomorrow, I'm going to go to Tesco and deliberately drop a packet of crackers.
I might even poke a finger through a custard doughnut.
Go me, destroyer of worlds.
Tomorrow, I'm going to go to Tesco and deliberately drop a packet of crackers.
I might even poke a finger through a custard doughnut.
Steady on.. 😯
24 %
You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict.
Sums me up on STW perfectly I feel 😉
If you like piranhas, read the financial times and listen to metal you are a psycho - wow Channel 4 have really surpassed themselves.
Almost as daft as passing Embarrassing Bodies off as educational as opposed to a freak show.
52% and happy to kick asses when necessary (it seems)
Are all these low % you quote for real?
I did the test quickly to see what sort of questions were asked. I planned to do it again to get a really high and then a really low score to show how rubbish the test was. I got 88% first go with honest answers and I am a nice guy.
I reckon I could fake the answers to drop another 20-30% but how do you get below 50% without really choosing your answers to do it?
That kind of test is pointless, unless you're told you're doing it for some other reason.
88% wohoo 3 meals a day, and as much drugs as I can handle courtesy of the nhs for me. until thry kick me out to live in the local park.
71%.
Apparently, I'm not an arsehole, and I'm not a pussy.
[quote=WorldClassAccident said]I got 88% first go with honest answers and I am a nice guy.
I reckon I could fake the answers to drop another 20-30% but how do you get below 50% without really choosing your answers to do it?
I reckon that lack of understanding is far more worrying than the high score (apologies - not wanting to get all heavy as I don't know you and you probably are actually a nice guy).
24% here - but I wouldn't really class myself as a people person.
No shit , we always knew you were a **** 😉
Are all these low % you quote for real?
Mine was cannot speak for the others.
33% How lovely!
The trouble with quite a lot of these tests is context. When I am at work, I make quick decisions. That is what I am paid to do.. Outside work I can prevaricate for ever.
37%. I'm disappointed. Really. I hate you all, your benile stupidity makes me want to kill you all....but I understand you can't help it and....I try to help you realise how bikes make us all better
A genuine 27% here,
67%
[i]Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.[/i]
Not sure that the text or the result are entirely accurate...
Okay, I tried again and disagreed with everything so I wasn't spontaneous and wouldn't do anything to anyone to benefit myself and the result was...
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When I recorded my age and gender.
