Pirates don't each cheese on its own, everyone knows their favorite food is Pizzzzaaarrrr!
You're right pirates would never eat cheese on its own. Always on a cream crackaaaargh.
Nigel Farage walks into this pub in Edinburgh...
i doubt any pirate would be too keen on fetaaaaargh cheese though...
Aussie helpline:
"G'day mate, Foster's helpline...What's the problem cobber?"
"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp,
and now her pussy has completely closed up."
"Bummer dude!"
" Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."
Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men. Porn has the same effect on men.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt has written and directed a film about just that. Not a joke, just an interesting fact.
I have no jokes to share.
I once took the pee out of a pirate .... he was furious!
LOL @ stevied's one. Nicking that one for the weekend. 😀
