What do u call a woman juggling cans of bitter while playing pool
beer tricks potter
andrewh - MemberMy dog's got no dictionary.
How does he spell terrible?
Marvellous
'can i get a large aperitif?'
Marvellouser 😆
Took me 24.5228 seconds, but I look forward to laughing for the rest of the day.
Delayed LOLlage at the Janet Street Porter gag. 😀
I got some new aftershave the other day which smells like bread crumbs....
The birds love it.
Higgs Bosan walks into a church
Priest: get out we don’t allow Higgs Bosan in here
Higgs Bosan: but without me how can you have mass?
Odds on who will be next to pick up the ashes:
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Alastair Cooke (England) 5-2
Michael Clarke (Australia) 5-1
Nelson Mandela's family 3/2f
Why don't cannibals eat clowns..... because they taste funny
I went to watch Pacific Rim yesterday. Turns-out it wasn't about a kinky holiday romance. Can you imagine my disappointment...
Two pensioners get married.
On the evening, they are about to consomethinge their vows and she stands in front of her new husband naked and says 'I have to warn you, I have acute angina'.
He says yes, and your t!ts aren't bad either.
. I can't taste chick peas, tahini or garlic.Doctor says I have no sense of humous.
Ooh, ooh, I wrote that joke!
[url= http://http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/i-cant-taste-chick-peas-tahini-or-garlic ]http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/i-cant-taste-chick-peas-tahini-or-garlic[/url]
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot, you ****ing racist
How do you titillate an Ocelot?
Oscillate it's tits-a-lot!
Thank you, thank you. IGMC
