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hora - MemberDoes this make me look [s]'foreign'[/s]
like the theoretical love child of Giles Brandreth and Freddy Mercury?'
Yes. Yes it does.
Surely nobody goes there on purpose?
We din't. We were trying to find Birmingham and the M1 back to London. I had to urinate upon entering Moss Side.
I was not driving. The driver was on a combination of Skunk and amphetamines. He ignored every single direction I gave him. How we made it back alive (8 or 9 hours from Snowdownia maybe even more I lost track) I don't know. Had to wake him up several times on the motorway. At one point I dozed off myself, then woke up to discover the vayn was drifting dangerously close to the central reservation, and had to steer from the passenger seat for a couple of miles until the driver woke up.
Was an interesting journey I'd quite like to never repeat.



