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The mighty Crass!
Ah yeah, a mate's got an album with that on it. Knew I'd seen it before somewhere.
Interesting scenario, Elfin. However round 'ere the response would be 'call the RSPCA and the Mental Health Team' but I'm holding on to that image... worms may be a safer bet.
Some worms are actually good for you and can help to alleviate things like allergies and that.
Not tapeworms though.
But maybe, if you had a tapeworm, if the other mums start up about 'have you got your tickets yet?' You could pull out yer tapeworm and strangle them with it.
Or threaten to strangle them with it.
But maybe it would be best to actually strangle them with it; put an end to their inane senseless witterings.
Needs must, you know?
@Hairychested, saw Nirvana a few times in the early 90s, and they were at best average although i admit it would be quite something to see a reunion given a certain members current whereabouts 😕
^ I saw Nirvana a couple of times - once at Edwards in Brum, once at Reading. Both absolute tuneless shite. 'Average at best' is being [i]very[/i] kind
Mudhoney on the other hand.....
Spot on sc-xc, saw them at the Astoria a couple of weeks (1991?) before seeing nirvana at the same venue. No contest. IIRC, hole were supporting mudhoney on that tour.
I think most of 'em have tapeworms already, for weight management and squeekiness. Perhaps I should go the worm route.......... May make me swifter on me bike too :lol:, but prob not.
Are they a bit posh? Apparently it's posh people what get tapeworms more. Dunno why. Maybe it's cos they eat organic meat or sumfink.
You don't want a tapeworm. They can grow up to several meters long. Make you feel quite listless and unwell, and always hungry. No, you're far better off with a nice roundworm or whip-worm or something like that.
Guinea Worm's what you really, really [i]don't[/i] want...
put an end to their inane senseless witterings.
Quite a dangerous thing to say for the STW inane-witterer-in-chief...
No [i]you're[/i] inane.
Nice one Elfin. This is the thread where nastiness is welcome. But aim it in the direction of Clarence-the-cross-eyed-moneymaker and his boys of shite, if you don't mind.
[url= http://http://www.mjhibbett.co.uk/songs/song.php?filename=thelessonofthesmiths ]remember the lesson of the smiths, or take that, sort of...[/url]
No you're inane.
Irony alert...
oh my wifes obcessed with them, she goes twice every year, and i would'nt other theyre utter crap
its just 4 karaoke singers or 5, that can't even sing
that fat one and the little gay one have got to be the worst singers on the planet
From theboatman's (badly constructed) link:
[i]And remember the lesson of Take That
If a pile of pillocks pretend to like it, doesn't mean it's crap
And remember the lesson of The Smiths
Just because a bunch of ****ers like it, doesn't mean that it's shit
Oh yes, if you're dismissing things because they're in with some other crowd
You will be the one who's missing out
Don't wait for a retrospective, come on, get into it now
Or you will be the one who's missing out[/i]
What a load of utterly clueless bollox. Can't believe they had the guts to actually publish that lyric.