[Closed] Another etiquette question. (Epic fail content)

LOLita?

I had a g/f whose Aunt was named Lolita.

I had a g/f whose Aunt was named Lolita.

Was she young? Did you ask her if the book was written about her?

Spanish, old, large, dried skin like worn leather. If the book was written about her, Nabokov had even better imagination than we credited him for! 😯

Did she recently receive a text?

My wife got a text earlier with no name , she has gone to bed so i am taking care of it (LOL)

Her name was Lola?

She just told me we are going to ride to the deepest Kent weald tomorrow ? she never suggested such a quite uninhabited spot to ride close to London but 2 hours from anywhere before ? also Dungerness was mentioned in the evening ????

Her name was Lola?

Was she a show girl?

This thread needs pictures.
..and a name.

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-o-l-a Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I'm not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well I'm not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Was that LOL as in 'my how amusing and endearing' or LOL as in 'hahah fat chance you loser'..?

Best thread in ages, using it as a teaching aid with my two teenagers over breakfast, Mrscat not amused!

Ok so a little update. The 'lol' was not her name (oddly) but she did tell me her name. And it was a good 'lol' rather than a fat chance one, which coincidentally is the same likeley hood of me posting her name here ;).

So good was the 'lol' in fact, plus my subsequent charm, charisma and modesty, we are arranging to see each other again. Though this could be problematic with work commitments from my side and that she lives dahn South, and I live up int 'North.

Let's see where this goes eh??!

So, you come on here,asking romeotrackworld for advice,then when you get some sound pointers which could lead to some 'wrestling time' you wont even tell us her first name.

Theres gratitude.

I hope you think of us while your on the job.

make up a pet name for her, and continue to address her by it until she gives up her real name.

What would Monkfish do?....

Houns to the thread, please, houns to the thread. That's when all the follow up advice will start.

I suspect he'd recommend making this distance thing work by doing things like wearing a leotard with her face on, asking her to go on chat roulette and scrolling through till she finds you. Make sure she knows it's you by having lots of balloons with her face on around you too.

shes from daan sauth? jack it in now before the accent really annoys you. Essex then or kent? both just as bad though
*apologies to any women on here from essex or kent, bet you think northern men sound terrible* 😀

Though this could be problematic with work commitments from my side and that she lives dahn South, and I live up int 'North.

Let's see where this goes eh??!

Sounds like a date in Hooters Nottingham would be ideal.

I hope you think of us while your on the job

At least post her mobile number..

Had a very similar experience to the OP. 'Fessed up that I had forgotten her name. Married with kids now 🙂

Married with kids now

Wooah! Steady on son! Not made the second date yet! One step at a time eh?

i introduced my wife Becca to all my friends the week after we met as

"everyone, this is Kat... Kat, this is everyone"

"my names not kat"

"oh the last 3 girls i dated were called kat, are you sure?"

"very sure"

"were you dressed up as a cat when i met you?!"

ooops

.. still, got married on our 6th anniversary and our weddings being featured in one of those glossy wimmins magazines you find in dr's surgeries and generic waiting rooms this thursday.

Re-reading your original post, I'm not sure she realise's she's had a first date and been going steady for 3 days yet Tom.

It would be really funny if somewhere, on some other forum there's a thread from a girl who pulled last Thursday night but can't remember the guy's name.

i introduced my wife Becca to all my friends the week after we met as everyone, this is Kat... Kat, this is everyone"

Re-reading your original post, I'm not sure she realise's she's had a first date and been going steady for 3 days yet Tom

Point taken.

*winds neck in*

It would be really funny if somewhere, on some other forum there's a thread from a girl who pulled last Thursday night but can't remember the guy's name

"I can't wait to introduce him to the [s]kids[/s] [b]cats[/b]"

😯

"I can't wait to introduce him to the [b]Grand[/b]kids".

from down south you say?

"i can't wait to introduce you to my pet horses"

"i can't wait to introduce you to my pet horses"

She wasn't a 'great' lass called Catherine was she? 😯

Down saaaarf? Horses? Hmmmmmmmm

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Tom,is that your head up her......If so your shoes are gay.

If that is Tom, I'm sure he's got bigger worries than shoe choice.

binners, I really, really don't want to know where you were looking to find that photo! 😯

Well?

Well, things are going pretty well, we've been messaging each other every day since the first 'scuse me, what's your name' text and it's all quite flirty and we are arranging to meet up in a couple of weeks. All good!

Excellent, lucky you!

quite flirty and we are arranging to meet up in a couple of weeks.

That's my fault, prior commitments 🙁