[Closed] Another 'dealing with a neighbour' issue.

Here's a nice one. Again, totally in jest. I do not condone this at all.

Get yourself a copy of the Yellow pages and go through it, highlighting every 0800 number (that way it saves you money, you can ignore this if you want to go all out) that lets you arrange a time for them to come to you house, (e.g. a double glazing quote, a taxi booking, a pizza, just use your imagination).

Then ring them all, arranging for them to all come as close as you can get to a specific time (preferably early morning), giving your neighbours name and address. Hopefully you will get enough people coming along to block the streets for miles and they will all be furious at your neighbour. Just make sure you don't need to go anywhere. Tipping off the press will only make it sweeter.

Dont forget to withold your number first!