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So my 8yr old just got back from holiday and had bought me a wee present, aww!. I love chocolate so it's usually a given most presents will involve some form of chocolate. So upon opening the present I absolutely piss myself laughing.. just couldn't help myself.. I'm stood there holding a "chocolate starfish" on a stick!! she says with a rather puzzled look on her face "what's so funny dad?".. "er.. it's just not quite what I was expecting" 😳
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i like to eat a chocolate starfish slowly............ 😯 😯 😉
*s*****
Where did he get that from? I can see a big market for those around christmas.
After splitting my sides I would be asking where she got it from 😆
Its funny - in a purile and juvenile way.
Is it safe to eat?
Ask if her Mum or anyone else who hates you sent it.
Brilliant.
Were you also offered a
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Oh.. I enjoyed every bit of it. and yes her mum hates me.. if I don't post back for a while you all know why 😉
stilltortoise - she doesn't remember where she got it other than "somewhere in Norwich" of all places.
Did she buy it from "The Fudge Box"?
I'd have laughed out loud, too.
I laughed
but then I'm quite immature too 😀
Buy her Mum some Cadbury Roses choclates-she might like again afterwards well maybe for a minute?
I hope you got your kid to say lots of innuendo involving their mum's chocolate starfish. Mummy mummy, daddy liked his so much, he wants to eat yours!
Someone must have suggested it to her. Probably one of the millions of stw forum users you've pwned over the years.
Work out who and extract humorous revenge.
Ha Ha, awesome dude.