I didn't think it was that bad actualy, it's only the one wall.You knew what you were getting into.
She's alergic to cat's thankfully.
Get a dog
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It's actualy as tall as she is.
Is the bear actually mrs thisisnotaspoon and your'e disappointed she's not made the bed?
Maybe it's a cosplay thing? Get your own costume then you can both have beary fun?
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She did buy me a dragon onesie which scares small children and large rotwillers.
She did buy me a [b]drag[/b][s]on[/s] onesie which scares small children and large rotwillers
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Your wife simply has [i]*cough*[/i] bear necessities.
(I have an alibi)
PMSL @ Jamie, even though I had a strong suspicion something like that would appear.
Mr's TINAS' 12 week scan...
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No penis beaker by the bed?
The OP is so very, very dead when his OH finds out about this thread 😀
I'm surprised there's been no bad puns yet...
What did the Teddy bear say when he was offered a second helping?
"No thanks; I'm already stuffed!"
Thought I'd let you all know that I've been trawling the internet looking for suitable images of the ladies undergarment known as a 'teddy', to enrich and enhance this thread. Sadly after so much research my mind is now a mush, and a teeny bit broader than it was.
Maybe Jamie can conjure up a picture of the OP's teddy in a teddy 😯
No penis beaker by the bed?
😆
Leave now
[s]without a forwarding address[/s]
[s]while you still can[/s]
[s]if you still can[/s]
[s]if you can do it without permission[/s]
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Bart Simpson appears to have met a sticky end looking to the far left of that gif.
Good God. The bear... the wallpaper...
Get on your bike, take as much food and cash as you can carry and don't look back.
On the plus side, you have a thunder buddy for life?
At first I thought you were talking about the wallpaper. It's enlarged, bold print took away the fact that there was a mahoosive bear on the bed.
Now I don't have a problem with teddy bears (we or rather I have a very small fabric covered one on the bed) however that wallpaper would drive me insane.
In case anyone hasn't actually said it yet:
[b]YANBU![/b]
No penis beaker by the bed?
No need, just zuffle the bear.
can you get strap ons for huge cuddly bears?
Go ahead and Google it.
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Go ahead and Google it.
This isn't what you meant, is it.
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that's the most absorbent "Spunky Teddy" i've ever seen
I think these sexual references concerning the teddy mark you all out as a bit creepy..
Maybe she just likes cuddling the damn thing..?
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I reckon the original photo would be enhanced if the bear was having a post coital cigarette......
At first I thought you were talking about the wallpaper.
It is a bit eye-catching.
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😆 Jamie that is brilliant.
You'll have to watch him, if he's anything like Kylies bear he'll try anything for gratification.....
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I was curious about the provenance of Yunki's pic.
Erm...
*watches video*
*kisses goodbye to happy childhood memories*
Oddly I went to university with someone who looked exactly like her, but called Natalie Parry, who then went on to be an underwear model, I think that video might be miss titled and need further distribution!
