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[Closed] Alone in the office - what to do?

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Normally share it with two others, they are both off today. The door is closed.

So far I've been singing, staring out of the window and surfing.


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:50 am
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DW


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:51 am
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I work at home - posting random shit on twitter relieves the boredom.


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:51 am
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To easy 🙂


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:51 am
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DW

+1


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:52 am
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Sounds like you're in a similar situation to this...


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:52 am
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It's got to be said.

Knock one off into the waste paper basket?


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:52 am
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Wipe you penis along the rim of the cup of you lest favourite college.


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:54 am
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Have a poo in the bin at the same time as the DW


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:55 am
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If I google 'DW' will I regret it?


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:56 am
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TheBrick.....thats my favoured stealth retaliation when any of my colleagues irritate me. Gives a real sense of satisfaction inside.


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:56 am
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A clue: The D is for Danger.


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:58 am
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Yup, it would have to be a Number 3 😀


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 11:59 am
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Come on, can we not get past masturbation and poo? Is that the full extent of our creativity?


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:01 pm
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ectoplasm?

or post a pic of your office, maybe we can come up with a skills course of some sort?


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:01 pm
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Posted : 25/02/2011 12:25 pm
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I know it's a fanciful idea, but how about doing some work you lazy git?


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:29 pm
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Please please please plase please do NOT come back and tell us about it


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:30 pm
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Mastiles, please tell me that's available on a T-shirt!


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:31 pm
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Posted : 25/02/2011 12:31 pm
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Build a bike sculpture out of bits that are lying around the office. Then take a photo of yourself sitting on it.


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:32 pm
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Mastiles, please tell me that's available on a T-shirt!

I wish it was and I immediately thought it should be 🙂 (I just did that quickly in Photoshop)

I think I may have to get some printed up 🙂


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:34 pm
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I know it's a fanciful idea, but how about doing some work you lazy git?

Some what?

No camera here, otherwise I'd post.


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:36 pm
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Kids! Put all those bloody dominos away!


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:41 pm
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watch this:

funny as hell, and it'll burn an hour or so...


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:43 pm
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Why don't you say you've got the shits and have to go home, but go for a ride instead?


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:47 pm
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Cos I'd lose money.


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 12:57 pm
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[i]Cos I'd lose money. [/i]

so you have to be in the buildign but not actually working?

Trials bike and a bit of desktop hippity-hoppity?


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 1:00 pm
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Trials bike and a bit of desktop hippity-hoppity?

Best idea so far.

Btw I am actually working in between logging on here. I'm just not giving it 100% of my attention, it's fair to say 🙂


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 1:02 pm
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Watch CSI while working out where to go for a ride after work.. That's what I'm doing! 🙂


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 1:05 pm
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call significant other and get at it like they do on the discovery channel.

have a cigarette out the window.

Repeat.

😀


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 1:09 pm
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Tempted to go to the recumbent shop down the road and buy a 500W electrically asssited off-road three wheeler.


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 1:14 pm
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Tempted to go to the recumbent shop down the road and buy a 500W electrically asssited off-road three wheeler.

excellent idea. Combine with a DW and some jiggy jiggy for the complete experience.

😀


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 1:16 pm
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Seriously, if you are having thoughts about that, best have a **** instead.

Less trouble in the long run


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 1:16 pm
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[i]Less trouble in the long run[/i]

you'd probably get more sympathy if caught too.

People will think you're a right wierdo if they catch you with a 3 wheel electric off-road recumbent in the office.


 
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http://www.marksandspencer.com/Marks-and-Spencer-Chugger-Activity/dp/B004F3JQVM

I really don't know why i'm encouraging you lot! 😀


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 1:57 pm
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Oh yeah! Chuggington!


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 2:02 pm
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Siesta

The German word would probably 'das Mittagschlafzeug' or something, if not exactly 'das Siesta', being an imported foreign word


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 2:14 pm
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Wash your bike?


 
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Make a Ouija board out of post-it notes?


 
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unicycle


 
Posted : 25/02/2011 4:44 pm
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Try working naked but watch out for the secret big bro CCTV as they might be watching you. 😆


 
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