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That big asteroid can't come soon enough.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:30 pm
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I wonder if he knows of an online supplier of weaponised walnuts ?


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:32 pm
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I saw a bottle of laundry detergent in tescos today that boasted that it was 'Gluten Free'.

What a time to be alive.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:33 pm
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Mind you, I've met a few "Cultured Vegetables" in my time.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:33 pm
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Meanwhile theres a forum < over there < with a thread on the topic of 'Threaded Anchovies'


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:39 pm
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a glass of reverse osmosis!

pretty sure i had one of those at about 8am at glastonbury this year


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:47 pm
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I tried spirulina once....it came back up 2 seconds later!


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:48 pm
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Alkalised water! Wtf is that?

And why is he then adding (acidic) vinegar to it?

What a Grade 'A' nobclanger


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 11:25 pm
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I had a nitro coldbrew coffee in the Rapha cafe today, was nice.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 11:27 pm
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My understanding of RO water is that it is really bad for you, it's the blooming odd way of diluting yourself to death.

Too few ions and the synapse doodads in the brain fail to fire.

Although she then un-ROs it by adding back the ions when she mineralised it again.

Bloody clown


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 11:34 pm
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My understanding of RO water is that it is really bad for you,

Most speciality coffee shops use RO water to get an ideal PH and 120ppm minerality, this gives a consistent taste and seriously reduces servicing bills for their machines. A lot of home coffee users use Tesco Ashbrook spring water which is just industrial scale mains water put through RO to get an ideal PH and mineral level.
Is it really bad for you?


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 11:46 pm
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You get coffee users now, do you?

Do they inject, snort or have someone puff it up their jacksie?

There was me thinking you're supposed to drink the stuff.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 11:58 pm
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That sounds like a nice day's eating to me. There's some wildly silly stuff in there and I couldn't be bothered, but he isn't eating twigs and sadness. 🙂


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 3:04 am
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Pete Evans is all over the meeja here in Oz and he is indeed a Grade 'A' nobclanger. Recently he was advising Australians not to wear sunscreen because it's "full of chemicals" 🙄


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 6:18 am
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Bet he believes in dihydrogen monoxide being bad for you too....


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 6:30 am
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Alkalised? Looks like I'm gonna have my work cut out for me...


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 7:48 am
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he freely admits to self love

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Posted : 22/08/2017 7:53 am
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I also want some reverse osmosis water, sounds delicious. Is this just pseudo-science (like homeopathy) - designed to 'sound' scientific to people that obviously have no knowledge of science whatsoever?

I do have Emu meatballs served on a bed of cocoa nibs once a week though.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 8:06 am
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Could explain the state of my guts after eating too much of my wife's almond crunch - something certainly got activated 😳


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 8:27 am
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Reading this whilst facing the savage destruction from last nights kebab (imagine the sound of a load of old shoes falling out of a loft) maybe it's worth a try.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 8:33 am
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Alkalised water! Wtf is that?

And why is he then adding (acidic) vinegar to it?

My thoughts exactly!


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 8:34 am
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magine the sound of a load of old shoes falling out of a loft

I'm trying to imagine that, but all I'm hearing is 'stack of library books falling off a trolly'


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 8:35 am
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All the water we used to drink when I was out in Kandahar was reverse osmosised - we had our own bottling plant and the water came directly out of bore holes to the ROPU plant for purification.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 8:37 am
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I also want some reverse osmosis water, sounds delicious. Is this just pseudo-science (like homeopathy) - designed to 'sound' scientific to people that obviously have no knowledge of science whatsoever?

In this context I suspect yes but reverse osmosis is used to purify seawater. It's a cross between diffusion and filtration.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 8:49 am
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Needs moar pies to balance this thread up a little..

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Posted : 22/08/2017 8:55 am
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Jesus wept. The first wave has just called for back up.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 9:07 am
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Nothing with RO water as such. Seen it used on an industrial scale to purify. Didn't pepsi or coke sell it at one point with a lot of marketing?

The minerals taken out would be replaced by whatever you were eating. But in both these examples they seem to be undoing that anyway. The crazy lady is adding in minerals and the crazy man is getting alkaline water and adding an acid to it?


 
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Posted : 22/08/2017 9:14 am
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All that liquorice tea is going to play merry hell with his estrogen levels.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 9:16 am
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Reading this whilst facing the savage destruction from last nights kebab (imagine the sound of a load of old shoes falling out of a loft) maybe it's worth a try.

Coffee on monitor moment! 😀


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 9:24 am
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It looks as though soaking one's nuts may have some benefits, I shall try it for myself and report back.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 9:26 am
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I blame "Dr" Gillian McKeith!


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 9:32 am
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I had a nitro coldbrew coffee in the Rapha cafe today, was nice.

Don't you mean Club House? Cafes are for cycling peasants who can't afford Rapha kit...


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:11 am
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Don't you mean Club House? Cafes are for cycling peasants who can't afford Rapha kit..

It's ok....you can use your Walmart discount card now.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:14 am
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I have a new favourite insult - nobclanger. 😆


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:17 am
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It's ok....you can use your Walmart discount card now.

I'd forgotten about that! Just waiting for the [url= http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ ]People of Rapha Club Houses website[/url] to update it's URL...


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:21 am
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Pete, if you had a proper breakfast you wouldn't need a second one 90 minutes later. Get some [s]woven wheat patches[/s] Shreddies down ya.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:22 am
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Of course, you should only drink natural alkaline water, none of that that nasty manufactured stuff.

https://www.aqualiv.com/alkaline-water-exposed/


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:25 am
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Admits to drinking apple cider vinegar daily. 😀


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:29 am
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Well that article about alkaline water taught me a thing or two. I feel much better able to understand the issues.

Unfortunately I fear my chem degree and PhD are now void.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:29 am
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i have to admit, I stopped reading halfway through. I could actually feel myself getting stupider.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:31 am
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Unfortunately I fear my chem degree and PhD are now void.

We've had enough of experts.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:31 am
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Admits to drinking [s]apple[/s] cider [s]vinegar[/s] daily


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:36 am
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The field of "nutrition" has long ago disappeared up its own arse - one too many coffee enemas. Its basically Poe's law writ large now.

Emu meatballs, I mean come on.

"Eat more fruit veg and cut out the junk food" just doesn't sell that many books or develop a strong social media presence.

[url= https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/aug/11/why-we-fell-for-clean-eating ]Why we feel for clean eating[/url]


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 10:37 am
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