I went to Morrisons and didn't lose my shit with the idiots in there.

Got myself a teapot stand. 🙂

I bought a new vacuum cleaner & got excited by it...

Look out for 2unfit2ride at an A&E dept near you soon...

APF

I started a thread and there where no arguments on it!

Look out for 2unfit2ride at an A&E dept near you soon…

APF

The suction is not that good!

The Waitrose delivery man said that they should use me in a training video on how to accept door step deliveries.
Now they can only dump the crates at the door we have 2 washing up baskets that we fill with our food that then gets tipped out on the kitchen floor and the man is sped on his way.
I also like to fill my shopping trolley quicker than the lady can put it through the scanner.

Pumped 32 tons of concrete into some footings
Despite being a clutz I managed the whole day without falling over into said concrete, at times it was halfway up my wellies and i was balancing on a load of rebar

I bought a new vacuum cleaner & got excited by it…

I'll see your vacuum cleaner and raise you a chest freezer 🏆

Did my first ever 360 in my car today. Going down a steep road in Northumberland and hit black ice, luckily no one else was coming up the hill.

managed to get the cellophane wrapper off a box of PG Tips

You’re clearly doing it wrong. You see, that method just results in getting tea powder everywhere as it manages to find its way out of the cardboard flaps. Instead, insert sharp knife into the top and create your own little PG tip flap, cellophane still intact.

PG tips top tip. You can thank me later.

Oh, and today I rolled a giant snowball all the way down a Par 3 before it broke. Very cartoon esque. It made me happy though.