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interesting question came up yesterday.
Lets say you were abducted by aliens and taken off to their planet..
Where would you rather live. In one of their circus or a zoo?
Will there be a breeding program at the zoo?
i guess thats one reason to consider choosing the zoo ... that is a very good point by the way.
Harem ?
Are they a good looking alien ?
Can I take my bike?
Can I take my bike?
Does the steering work backwards and the wheels fall off?
... Sex is an obvious deal-clincher it seems.
Kinda thinking the circus offers more of a laugh. Freaks ..imagine alien freaks!
Do a bit of a show, jump through couple loops, maybe wear silly outfit ...but the circus life seems laid back and more of a laugh than a zoo.
Who is to say the zoo will not expect you to be breeding with a 68yr old pox-ridden Thai-ladyboy?
I'm pretty sure it would be difficult for a male to breed with a ladyboy!
Not the zoo. But after a bit, I think I'd slip my chains, pack my bags and say goodbye to the circus.
I hate circuses so I'm gonna go with the zoo thing.
Basically a circus will put you down when you can no longer do tricks, and you never know how badly the owners will treat you, and therefore the relative safety of the zoo would be much better.
Oh, and the sex thing too: That would be good.
"Does the steering work backwards and the wheels fall off?
You've been spying on me.