I just wrote a big screed about all my woes and then deleted. I do feel better now though. Thanks you lot,
You're welcome.
<imagines deleted thread>
You disgust me.
<realises he's just imagined a deleted thread that disgusts him
I disgust me.
Leave the bitch / buy a new bike / the dog'll settle after a few kids' faces / it's OK, Saville's dead now.
Any help?
Boil it first and make sure it goes in first time.
Works most of the time, if that fails then more lube and get it hotter.
Sand it down flat, otherwise hold them over a cooker
Inbred.
Crossmarks all year round, for trail centres
you should always back-up
MTFU!
Your right, why buy a pod coffee machine when making it from beans is so much easier...
Just hit it with a rolled up copy of 'The Radio Times'.
It will take off, the surface it is on is irrelevant
Fatcha's fault,
seaurchin01 - Member
FTFY
A big hitter will be along to tell you why you are wrong
was this another wendyball thread? How dare you trick me into opening it!!
marcus7 - MemberYour right
*grammar Sweeney kick the door in and duff marcus7 up*
stop reading the daily mail ffs
bombers!
I didn't read the OP but it did happen to me once...
You can never have too much protective lubricant.
You'll DEFINITELY die. But possibly not from that.
Wee > shoes
Bombers > owning
Well, thats what you get for jumping a red light/not wearing a helmet
But didn't [b]everyone[/b] get a refund?
See your GP
I disagree with everything everybody has said.
leave it in for 3 hours at around 140.
Don't worry, the "3 second rule" will meant it was fine to have eaten that!
Don't worry.
Simply click your heels three times and repeat, "There's no place like home".
[i]But didn't everyone get a refund? [/i]
I've been wondering that too.
zippykona - MemberI disagree with everything everybody has said.
I agree
@ wwaswas, Yey i was hoping for that! i was going for the grammar stasi angle!.
Have you tried RELATE or similar?
Don't you ever try google?
blow on it, you'll soon build up a stream.
Seriously, if you keeping playing with it, it will never heal.
Ok, so he could be annoying - but the forum is a poorer place without him.
IMO.
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Actually I was only joking. Tha nooo.
Have you tried turning it off and on again? Works for me that.
Or
Android Samsung GS3, no question.
Or
iPad4, give the Nexus the Heave Ho..
Or
She will leave you no matter how many times you buy her gifts, she's just not into you.
Or
Maxxis Beavers and chuck the HansDampfs in the bin.
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