A colleague hit me on the head with a coat rack once. He's just a bit of a twerp.
Interested as to how ernie_lynch came to be in the workplace with his barefoot father, kingtut was working with violent ex-girlfriends etc.
Oh, I see! you didn't read the original post...
Got hit with a lump hammer (in the back) by a labourer once when i was an apprentice for laughing at him when he hit his head. 😕
Other than that just general building site aggro!
Oh, I see! you didn't read the original post...
I did, and I also read the question in the title of the thread too - which is what I was answering.
Miraculously survived a carbomb planted by the UVF. I was only 3 at the time and being so small and so near the car bomb, all the bits of exploding car flew over me.
Had a shotgun shoved in my face whilst being robbed by the IRA.
Had a bouncer use my head as a key to open some pub doors.
Been punched in the face by my Dad, causing a very scary nose bleed. Although I was being a wee s***
yunki - That's uncanny. Are we leading parallel lives? I could recount a story from my foolish youth that is so similar in just about every detail, its frightening.
You rural coppers have a cushty life greatape, you want to get yourself transferred to the Met - TSG. That'll increase your potential consequences rate.
Met/TSG - no thanks. I spent enough time working in some of England's most delightful cities, I think I'll stay up here in bumblef...
😯 .. maybe you're me..? and I'm you..? It was wierd times.. anything could have happened.. parallel dimension astral planing mishap perhaps..?
kingtut was working with violent ex-girlfriends etc.
I was, she did, I employed her.
But no I didn't read the original post properly.
Boo ****ing hoo.
I understand TSG isn't what it was with the current shortage of newspaper sellers..... no fun anymore
It might well be some far out cosmic stuff. Large amounts of acid being consumed could well have something to do with it. Things always tend to get...erm... 'interesting'
Were there PCP-charged psychopaths with baseball bats? I distinctly remember that bit. It bloody hurt
I have never ever bin involved in any violent confrontation ever and quite frankly I find the idea of violence utterly abhorrent. 😐
Believe me, Fred. I've never been involved through choice
I pinched my left nipple closing a filing cabinet draw once years ago, it bled 😐
ernie_lynch - Member"TandemJeremy
Working with people with dementia being assaulted is a part of every day work......... yesterday I was helping a man who clearly was a football thug in his day and he tried to lamp me with a real punch that would have hurt."
Did you deck him ? .......what combination did you use ?
Actually much to my surprise I arranged to calm him down and give the required care - which was cleaning up the shite he had been spreading all over himself and the room. 3 years training, 25 years experience and I am cleaning up shitty stroppy old men for £12 an ahour
I am cleaning up shitty stroppy old men for £12 an ahour
TJ - is an ahour specifically time spent working on people's back passages? Does it attract a higher rate than an hour?
Like a cost centre type of thing 😮
I got slagged off on STW while at work.
It hurt, I tell you. Man it hurt.
TandemJeremy - Member
....cleaning up shitty stroppy old men....
ideal preparation for posting on stw then 😉
