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 sbob
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Which decade, century was this?

Late 80's/early 90's. 🙂
Whilst a schoolboy. 8)


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 3:10 pm
 chip
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Set up a web cam in your bedroom and charge people to watch you frolicking in a range of women’s underwear.


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 3:21 pm
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seriously why all the sarcastic and scathing remarks?

if you want to give it a go, if you've got 50p, 500quid or 50k just try it. if you fail, you are 500 down, if you succeed then well done you tried and it worked.

every business starts somewhere and with something.


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 3:54 pm
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Do you know any Poles you could buy a taser from? Set yourself up as a sort of hitman lite. Stick an add in the classifieds an offer to go round and taser forum members who have pissed off other forum members for a fee.

Actually buy two tasers and forum members who have fallen out with each other could fight a taser duel. Invest a bit more in top hats and frock coats which they can also rent from you.


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 4:11 pm
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seriously why all the sarcastic and scathing remarks?

Because it's funny. Next!


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 5:49 pm
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seriously why all the sarcastic and scathing remarks?

Because the OP hasn't really given us much to go on

every business starts somewhere and with something.

Correct - it doesn't start nowhere, with nothing, and £500.


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 6:35 pm
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Get £500 worth of the letter i in various sizes from a sign supplier, then go about correcting all the “To let” signs you can find. Some things are worth more than money!


 
Posted : 06/12/2017 12:24 am
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