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[Closed] 47 Days!!! I bet his breath smelt by that stage.

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https://news.sky.com/story/police-poo-watch-ends-after-47-day-standoff-with-stubborn-suspect-11279887

Quality journalism though:

The police, frustrated by the lack of movement in the case ...........


 
Posted : 07/03/2018 4:32 pm
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With that sort of determination it's a wonder why he wasn't able to make a decent living legally!

Also, I've read that as they released him, presumably so he could pop home for a shit, and then re-arrested him? I bet he feels like he's floating on air.


 
Posted : 07/03/2018 4:55 pm
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47 days? I'm calling bollox. No way can you go that long without having a crap, he'd have an impacted bowel and probably be dead after that long.


 
Posted : 07/03/2018 5:28 pm
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This subject has been coiled out beautifully in another thread. Have a look at the titles on the front page and see if you can guess which one it is. 🙂


 
Posted : 07/03/2018 6:05 pm
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In my defence, it wasn't front page when i posted and it wasn't high on my priorities to use either the search function* or type

singletrackworld&how long can you go without a shit

into my work browser.

* let's be honest, storing a turd in the back alley for nearly 7 weeks is preferable right now


 
Posted : 07/03/2018 6:29 pm
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This subject has been coiled out beautifully in another thread. Have a look at the titles on the front page and see if you can guess which one it is.

Is it "Grown men crying"?


 
Posted : 07/03/2018 6:41 pm
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Reminds me of Fela Kuti's album* - 'Expensive Shit' 😂

*And the accompanying back-story 🥁

Don't lose yr shit again mkeh? 😂


 
Posted : 07/03/2018 7:16 pm
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https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/superclench/


 
Posted : 07/03/2018 7:18 pm