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anyone know any good responses to the favourite inane call of wee nyaff bicyclist baiters?
"aye, and so's yer tail" is my current favourite 🙂
"get a job"
Q - Does your mum know you're out?
A - Yes/No (It doesn't matter)
Q - Well you won't mind if I go round and s**g her brains out then!
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If there's a group, I've used this one -
"Are you lot his carers?"
"Hey mate, your wheels going round!"
"Aye, so's your mam"
"Hey mate, your tyre's flat"
"Aye, so's your mam"
"Hey mate, your back wheel's following you"
"Aye, so's your mam"
You see where I'm going? 🙂
"You've lost your passenger"
when I'm using the trailer bike and doing the leg of the school run that is sans child.
I did shout 'B*gger!', turn round and pedal furiosly back the other way once. Looking back over my shoulder it was worth going the long way home to see their faces.
wwaswas - now that's a good one!
IGNORE!
"Yer back wheel is catching up to yer front wheel" was one I had recently.
Oh and I got the first "Tour de France is that way mate" the other day from some workman in the road.
"Yer wheels are going round"
"Yer tyres are flat"
aren't uncommon either.
What interests me is that these comments come from all over the place - is there some sort of chav network for these people?
The very essence of chav is that they think they are unique and funny with it. Being able to comprehend anything beyond this will melt (what there is of) their brains.
i usually say i bet the last time you fell out of bed was when your house got a puncture 🙂
or something else about me being fat, their mum and biscuits 😉
Tour de France is that way mate
respond in french. that gets em!
"Is your TV broken? Is that why you're out?"
To people in cars/vans:
"So's yours"
I'm sorry, i don't speak poor.
[I'm sorry, i don't speak poor.]
brilliant!
If any one tells me my tyres are flat then I tell them its okay as it is only flat at the bottom.
We get "she's not pedalling on the back" almost every ride we go out on the tandem - not just chavs but anyone who thinks they are a wit. Its enough to make me want to tear their arm off and beat them to death with it.
Show them your middle finger and reply "smell yer maw".
Show them your middle finger and reply "smell yer maw".
Good one, for the rougher parts of Glasgow I do the same but show my fist instead
What does it mean though? Am I missing something with the 'wheels are going round' thing?
along the same theme of what Finbar said "I'm sorry, i don't speak poor" is "I am sorry I dont speak welfare" then ride away fairly fast!!