[Closed] You want a bike that filters water as you ride i hear you say?

recently mine has been filtering water through the fabric of my shorts. The outer collects the muck nicely so the crack of my arse is doused at a rate of several gallons per mile. I then have a coating of fine hairs that collect the fine particles leaving potable quality to run down the gooch - all I need is some sort of funnel and collecting device and I could set up in competition with Evian.

how does it handle on the trails ?

heard of a she-wee?

how does it handle on the trails

What, my arse?

Struggles to get through narrow trees if I'm honest. Much like cat's whiskers, if i clip my 680mm bars in singletrack there's a fair chance there going to be an incident following about 3 feet behind.