[Closed] Wyre forest ride, Wed night..17th

If i can just push my way past the rush.......

I'll see you there. Let me know if you need a lift.

Have you got a postcode for the Duke?

Waiting on a headset to get my new Inbred built up, but hoping to have it done by Wednesday evening, and would be good to come riding round Wyre with some people who actually know the trails, as opposed to turning up and taking a guess (which is what I usually do there!)

Here you go DY14 9XH

cheers sp

literally opposite the entrance to the visitor centre then...

I,m on for it too

as it's been raining since i was there saturday, so it'll be a lot gloopier, take something to sit on in the car as you'll be covered in mud unless you are one of "those" people who use mud guards

or maybe a change of shorts....

i'd not get naked near Mick though

What no undies 😯

I'll be along

MBoy - hopefully see you again then on your new ride

clothing is for gayers. Naked MTBing is the new xc power lite mince.

I'm on late shift.
If you can make it a 2am start, I'll join you. 🙂
Maybe see you next time.

Fresh young meat for mick to wave his cling film esque lycra covered lunch box at.

Come and see him in action

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Complete with Pearl Izumi gimp mask too...

Young ?
You haven't met me have you ? 😀
And I bet my lycra's tighter with bigger bulges. 8)

I was talking about the sweet pale young M boy. After the fire road sprint back to the duke he will be all shakey and defenceless. This is when mick will show you where the hose pipe is. If I were you I would take your bike home dirty. He will start by splashing you playfully then attack you with a full bore disorientating dowsing to the face and the groin. This will inevitably lead to you being wrapped in a towel and his strong arms wearing only your socks. No one will hear you cry from his car boot as he drinks his pint before driving you back into the woods for the real tour of the wyre. Ah fond memories.

Oh Right.
So I'm safe then.
Or left out.
Depending on how you look at it.

Stay away from Goldilocks cottage with Mick 🙄

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This could be the most interesting ride ever in the wyre, can't wait

You coming to join us swede?

Still suffering rope burns from the last one mark. No can do wed mate. Got an appointment with some roadies.

I still remember the last bloke I dragged down into the woods....

'I'm scared.' I just responded, 'How do you think I feel? I've got to walk back by myself."

MicArms - Member
7PM from the Duke, if you're interested..
All welcome, [b]with in reason[/b]....

Amen to that one!!

How many have you taken in there now who haven't come out in one piece?

Wearing the full gimp suit for your 'appointment'?

Mark - remember that poor chap Mick bought along who went OTB's down 8' drop, lost his glasses and was nearly crying?

dressing gown, slippers and pipe.

LOL @ TheSwede

Anyway, still waiting on headset to arrive in the post, so if it turns up tomorrow it's going to be a double quick build up in time to ride tomorrow night!

bonesetter - oh how we laughed, remember him but haven't seen him since 😀

Was that a bloke called Rich lane 🙂

If there's going to be gimp masks and hosepipe action I might come.

May Tag along how long will you be out for.

yes, it is really tempted...

Usually out for 2-3hrs depending on how much fettling/mincing/man love* takes place 😀

* delete as applicable

What Votchy meant to say was....

Usually out for 2-3hrs depending on how much fettling/mincing* man love** takes place

* delete as applicable
** complusory

better take the snow shoes too if the forecast is right, snowing/sleet atm in Redditch

WOOOOOOHOOOOO - snowy Wyre ride - yippppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Best put the body armour on with my recent history in the Wyre 😀 (if only to protect me from Praying MANtis Mick 😯 )

Will have to join you boys another time, didn't manage to get the new bike built up in time...

total moving time, 1hour 30, distance covered 9 miles....
The Somme in WW1 was less muddy! But an ace ride none the less.

Great fun last night, camber and caravan both contained sphincter puckering moments as did 8' drop, don't think I've pedalled downhill that much before 😯 and the chicken pathia afterwards rounded off a splendid evening 😀

i'm glad it wasn't just me who had "fun" on camber,my flippin ribs are killing me, still it's only when i breathe...or move...or do anything really 😡

i'm glad it wasn't just me who had "fun" on camber

Will have to join you boys another time, didn't manage to get the new bike built up in time...

shouldn't have spent so much time asking questions on here 😉

shouldn't have spent so much time asking questions on here

LOL

Headset only turned up at lunchtime, had a couple of other things to do too. Just wasn't gonna happen sadly! Next time though for sure...