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"mincer"
Actually I don't mind if no-one replies to my posts. They might of read them but found no imperfections to comment on. [dream on]
I'm a self proclaimed mincer 😀
Jeypride flag needs to be pink with carbon fiber stars and drilled out weight saving bits.
Is that your gate?
Have you ever thought of skills training?
I'm liking "mincer". I never found one word before that would sum up my every-ring's-a-granny-ring riding style, but that does the job.
Did you get that from Halfrauds?
Trailsnob.
You're more gnarly than elbry...
alexxx - Member
Troll
compliment to most
neverfastenuff - Member
Trailsnob.
Is that 'trail''snob' or 'trails''nob' ??
"You've put your point across in a logical, fair and well thought out manner"
"Does your mum know you're on here and not doing your homework?"
You can't even buy a [i]car[/i] for that...
You're more gnarly than elbry...
is that an insult? [u]less[/u] gnarly than elbry...?
Sort out your pointing
Are you 42?
"rocketdog beat me to the top of the climb"
Oh wait it actually has to happen right? Doesn't count then 🙁
Weekend Warrior?
Your wife knows Fat Simon?
golden oldie, that one. chapeau.
You still on training wheels then ?
You've niched yourself there.
Derailleur rider ! [img] 
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(Group of kids): Hey mister! with all that gear on, you look a right ****t!
Creg - Member
"are you manwells?"
my favourite so far 😆
where i come from incest is a bad thing!
Badger stuffer?
(Apologies to C_G) 😆
You ride like Hora and argue like the lovechild of TJ and SFB
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Seen this one a few times.
ffs you are how old ❓
And just yesterday;
Who would be daft enough to pay anything like £2k for a bike
(in response to the price of a bike in lbs window)
TandemJeremy - Member
You ride like Hora and argue like the lovechild of TJ and SFB
sorry TJ you're not my type :o)
A good one from the other day at Afan:
"Is that a hire bike?" to a mate on his new pimped Hummer.