Frankly, if he was sorry he wouldn’t have done it in the first place
Whack it with a copy of the Radio Times, making sure it doesn’t go off in your pocket.
Has the op still not been back to explain why it's all our fault and there's nothing for them to apologise for except our being silly enough to think he should apologise for our mistakes yet?
You're right, this isn't an apology at all is it?
I unreservedly apologise for all acts, heinous or otherwise (how would you REALLY know?!?)
I also apologise for being hasty in my posting of silly questions upon this very forum when the answer was staring me right in the face anyway and therefore wasting valuable thread space
I apologise that it’s all your fault but CANNOT promise that it will happen no more
ermmmm….think that covers it…
or maybe not…
either way…
not my fault…
No it's fine mine does that first thing in the morning too.
