[Closed] why are everyone slow?

U.R.Baboon

No that is a coil shock and uses shim stacks mine is air and uses spring loaded traps. I dont want to sat to much as it is not patended yet.

All the race offers I'm 14 how do I get to you? Come to me and I'll show you I can ride. I have beat dave wardle Chris akrig and Josh bricland before

say* askrigg* bryceland*..... mate if your so good why arent you winning nps.

LOL - this is funny 😆

fastboy - Troll
Slowrider you are a dad and you are calling me that? Do tou talk to your kids like that so why is it ok to do it to me?

Fair point kid I apologise. You really do need to check yourself though.

I think he hasn't discovered girls yet, suspect fast is the last thing he'll want to be then

Cane Creek make an air shock, but it's rubbish. Show us the results containing you beating Josh Bryceland.

I'm not a dad....eventually when/if you reach puberty and gain an ounce of perspective you will look back on this "episode" and say "goddamn... I was a prick" to yourself.....or you'll be winning world cups.Now I'm not much of a gambler but I'd be thinking the former,and in case you are I'd pay more attention in english class. Lest you end up asking "would you like fries with that sir?".

If only mummy troll had struggled a bit more. 🙂

I havnt raced in a proper race yet as my parents wont take me. I hope to this summer though they don't want me to get hurt lol sad I beat them when I met them riding

Poor troll, no mention of gear ratios or wheel size, may work better on bikeradar

sambob you are really slow i saw you on a video

You didn't beat them. Perhaps stick to laserquest.

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I guess we should all BTFU

I am fastboys alter ego and I claim my £5.

The mods blocked my fastboy account for about 8000 years due to being a troll so the show is over. Thanks and goodnight xx

Sam, podge, no offence 😛

I don't recall saying i was fast at any point in this thread?

i types likes yous We rides slow because we now we be old and break and no mendy well. we also have to make pennies to pays mega bucks in taxis to edukate you proper well. we pleased with big results and now you be innit like sound fast rad sick power monkey skidtastic harcore proper GCSE taking jenius.

I forgive you Slowrider. Is it actually you or am i just getting really confused?

Ha ha ha this has brightened up a pretty shite day well done.

You are banned from this forum for 81151 years1 months from now.
You were banned because:

Multiple accounts are against the forum rules. Especially when they're trolling and holding discussions with their other accounts.

Back to Singletrack Forum.

It's really me Sam 😆

So podge was in on it? You're brighter than you look 😉

slow rider needs to head to the pub...

No such luck bruce, kiddy duty!

Ourkidsam rumbled me via email so podge joined in

I think he hasn't discovered girls yet, suspect fast is the last thing he'll want to be then

😆

Tom - that's genius ^^

I feel terrible that I might be holding someone up on the downs, I am a wuss actually so that's quite possible, different story on the ups though. 😈

The back of my helmet must be a tedious sight for these super gnarly sick warriors and I'm just positively stoked to watch them in awe. 😉

So, I feel that we, 'the not worthy club', have a responsibility to dig deep and all club in to buy land for these super fast slick riders. They should clearly not have to share trails with slow riders like me and all the other trail losers, it is our duty to provide these people with private trails on their own.

I've managed to locate some mountain land for sale on ebay...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mountain-Land-sale-near-Dragan-Lake-Cluj-Romania-/280647560984?pt=UK_HG_Property_RL&hash=item4157e5ef18#ht_500wt_1156

Who's in? 😉

Lol bunnyhop, some surprisingly accurate character assassinations. I'm wounded!

GRF, brilliant!!

Your advice is second only to your perceptiveness

Class, I enjoyed reading that! 😀 Slowrider, I salute you!

Bunnyhop - Member

In later life fastboy, you'll realise it's not always a good thing to be fast at everything

Hey boys! You're all a bit slow, I mentioned it first 🙂

Lol, did everyone miss my edit where I got my personas confused and posted fastboy talk whilst logged in as slowrider? Thought I'd stuffed it then...

We clocked that - but sock puppetry is a kind of mental illness and people dont like to bring it up. It was a good troll but there is a bit of recognition neediness which is diminishing it IMO

You should go for for a beer with GRF though, he manages to give the illusion of merely being a closeted dwarf with a napolean complex when he is much more mental than that in real life. He can probably help you. The git.

I would like to apologise to the forum if in a moment or two of insanity I defended the poster 'GRF'.

He clearly has issues which can only be resolved by sending me a Bandit size M

Thought I'd stuffed it then...

You were called out on the first few page, but you have to be admired for your persistence if nothing else.

...and there really was nothing else.

dead expensiver

What a great name for a bike though.

Mark Datz mixed with surfmat. its genius.

...but sock puppetry is a kind of mental illness and people dont like to bring it up.

Au contraire!

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Been away from forum for a while, thanks for brightening my return!

good grief.