[Closed] Who's the best cyclist here?.. prove it

I can do massive skids!

Me - it's pretty much accepted now. CBA proving it

again

Me
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and so is my wife

best bike

That's just described everyone on here... In their own opinion!

But if the Bible of Bike Tests and MBR magazines are to be believed, I at least own arguably the best trail bike on the market right now...

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Minipips is the bestest by a long shot 🙂

http://minipips.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1

But if the Bible of Bike Tests and MBR magazines are to be believed, I at least own arguably the best trail bike on the market right now...

Well you do whilst its in one piece. I am looking forward to the warranty thread which will probably be the best too!

I'm the worst - do I win anything?

I'm very good in bed.

feet up skids

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Terrahawk can ride in circles quite well.....

That south downs triple chap, or Hora or Renton review of latest bike.

Big Bike Bash 2010 track stand champion. Won with a uncontested no hands one (one hand in pic).

Awesomeness. 😉

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It's me. I made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. On a h/t.

Winner of all.

Parsecs are a unit of distance not time. 😉

Mboy wins for boasting the most about owning the fugliest bike.

I'm best at procrastinating and making excuses.

http://www.wired.com/2013/02/kessel-run-12-parsecs/

Mboy wins for boasting the most about owning the fugliest bike.

You do know I used to ride a Maverick right...?

You're getting off lightly these days! 😉

Terrahawk can ride in circles quite well.....

Yeah, in fairness, he's one of few genuinely talented people that frequent this forum... Matt Page is on here occasionally too, and he ain't half bad on a bike either!

I'm pretty good at eating these days, maybe not the best but I'm right up there... Despite the fact I'm very nearly the fittest I've been, and have got pretty quick on a road bike (Ride London in sub 5hrs which I was ecstatic with) all despite now being 2st more than I should be!

whatever you've done GW's done it on a hardtail twice as fast and better

MTB not so hot, CX last gravel event everyone had gone home when I got to the BBQ, road last challenge event the guy from the "broom wagon" came over for a chat at the start
.........but at chez antigee I'm the best at drinking beer on a unicycle

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I haven't crashed for some time

I often ride in the rain - and don't moan about it!

Headwinds are buggers though.

I am. My dad said so.

(Anyone disagrees, he'll chase you with his Zimmer frame)

It's me.

I can do one handed skids 😀

cynic-al - Member

I'm very good in bed.

I can confirm this.

I'm pretty handy at wheelies. That's mostly down to growing up on a council estate though.

"This is not the cyclist you are looking for...."

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Oxymoron in thread title, I am confused 😕

Gold Rockshox PI_E forks?

[i]BINNERS![/i]

This will be a much less hotly contested title than most average rider. I include myself in that one.

I am the best Dad according to the [s]crap[/s] gifts I get every Fathers' Day.

Yeah, in fairness, he's one of few genuinely talented people that frequent this forum...

Along with George Budd, Bruce Dalton, Dave Collins, Andy Cockburn and Paddy Atkinson (among others) who are all rather handy!

I'm very good

It's definitely not me incidentally. I'm crap.

I think by process of elimination we can work it out, as long as everyone is wholly honest. May take a while.

And of course if GW turns up we're screwed.

There's always someone better than you. You might just not've met them yet.

I`m that always someone better person you have never met.

Who was the lad that was able to beat most downhillers down Innerleithen whilst he was on a CX bike with slicks on it*...

Wasn't it Mtbel?

He gets my vote...simply awesome.....

*alledgedly

Mtbel = GW

What about Elbry? Have we had him on here?!

If by "Best" you mean "Average" then it's obviously me, what do I win?

The person who was really the 'best'....would not post on this thread.....

FACT.

I haven't posted

Wasn't it Richmtbguru who bestrode Stava like a colossus?

Fastest

Pick me! Pick me! I rode this year's Ride London with a time where I can quote my place (83rd) rather than time and not feel embarrassed 😉 And only four months after a catastrophic accident I had little right to survive.

Seriously, the best rider is [u]any[/u] rider who just gets out there, doesn't worry about what others think of them, and enjoys their ride. Whatever the ride.

Doesn't gee win everything?

I can stand on my cross bar whilst singing Auld Lang Syne at the top of my voice and shall be doing so tonight....howzaaat!?