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[Closed] Who would win in a fight - grizzly bear or shark?

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you decide!


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:31 pm
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Surely it would depend where you held it...


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:33 pm
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More home-ground advantage than a Heineken Cup semi-final.


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:35 pm
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In anything under 1m of water id say bear. Deeper than that shark.


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:35 pm
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Depends if the shark is ninja trained or not.


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:36 pm
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Are they by themselves or does the bear have a dinosaur helping it?


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:36 pm
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chuck in a wild card - a crocodile enters the fray!


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:37 pm
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Polar bear, brown bear, black bear or panda?


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:38 pm
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what weapons do they have on them?

Edit:onzadog: it clearly say GRIZZLY bear in thread title, don't as stupid questions!


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:38 pm
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nun chucks and a mace


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:39 pm
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Polar or grizzly


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:39 pm
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depends on the shark

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Posted : 21/05/2010 12:39 pm
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My research came across 2 possible outcomes. One is drawn a little bit better than the other...

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Posted : 21/05/2010 12:40 pm
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I thought grizzly just meant he was in a bad mood. Understandable if he's being attacked by a shark though.


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:41 pm
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now that is a cool drawing!


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:45 pm
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Alternatively they could mate, and spawn a great-white-grizzly-bear-shark monster which could destroy the world...

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Posted : 21/05/2010 12:51 pm
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I've read [url= http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/394047.Bear_v_Shark_The_Novel ]The book[/url].... it's pretty crap actually...


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:55 pm
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I thought the original question was a Polar Bear or a Monkey with a flick knife...


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 12:57 pm
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WTF


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 1:04 pm
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I can't believe you have to ask! The shark would own the bear.

[url= http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=shark&word2=grizzly+bear ]Google[/url] agrees!


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 1:08 pm
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What if the bear was gay and called Yogi? and had just seen the shark noshing on his special friend Booboo.


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 1:22 pm
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What if the bear was gay...

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Posted : 21/05/2010 1:34 pm
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In water: The Shark

On Land: well the shark would die anyway and bear just watch.

In real life it would not happen as Bear would be shot and the shark chopped up by local Chinese take away.


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 2:13 pm
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what is this, an episode of Outnumbered?


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 2:25 pm
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what is this, an episode of Outnumbered?

my thoughts exactly. Especially after watching it last night


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 2:34 pm
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Bear would own the shark. "Whats that biting my leg?.....SNAP" sharks jaws levered open and disposed of lol


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 2:37 pm
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Surely the answer is TJ?


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 2:38 pm
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or even TON!


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 2:45 pm
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In the water scenario, is it salt water or fresh? Many sal****er sharks can't survive in fresh water you see, and vice versa, so it's critically important that we know

And also, what sort of shark? Mako? Pygmy Ribbontail Catshark?


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 7:34 pm
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I reckon bear, more weapons available. paws and teeth, hwereas shark is only likely to have teeth.


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 7:38 pm
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I thought this was a spin off from an old Jackie Chan movie about snakes, monkeys and eagles.


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 7:59 pm
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The bear would slap the shark to death with a wet kipper.


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 8:02 pm
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I though shark only battle octopus ...


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 8:07 pm
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is this a regular shark or a megashark? can it shoot lasers from its eyes?


 
Posted : 21/05/2010 8:09 pm
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No shark in it's right mind would mess with...

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Posted : 21/05/2010 9:40 pm
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During the goldrush in the Yukon to entertain the miners they used to organise fights between Bears and Lions. The Bear always won. It used to crush the skull of the Lion which is apparently quite thin. The Bear's bone density is far greater than the lion's. Bears are hard as OWT!


 
Posted : 22/05/2010 12:13 am