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As above, has he been banned again, or is he on holiday in Albania?
he and ernie have eloped to Cuba ...the healthcare is fantastic but the broadband poor seriously niche bikes though
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That's not niche! You can buy them for £700 in Brick Lane.
he is worrying sheep in wales i think................ 😆
Would I be correct in assuming he has a new lady in his life?
I've been to Albania, lovely place if not a bit third worldly in (lots of) places..
Wish I'd taken my bike though.. Sigh.
Under a bus with a bit of luck
That's a bit nasty.
If he was though it would probably be because he was arguing with it.
Given that it's going to be a warm dry day, then hopefully he'll be pootling round that there big city (or is it bimbling - can't remember what the pedantic so-and-so insisted was the city version ...), admiring the architecture, followed by feet up in one of those London pubs with a pint of something wheaty 🙂
I dunno, but the forum has been a much more pleasant place to be without him
Fizzer, uncalled for. Very uncalled for.
Dull does not equal pleasant in my book.
elfin adds a great deal to the forum
Under a bus with a bit of luck
I do believe you're thinking of MidlandTrailquestGraham, he's the resident bus mechanic. Hang on, you weren't wishing some kind of physical injury on another human being, were you?
elfin adds a great deal to the forum
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Maybe he's till trying to get his arm out the large concrete block outside of Dale Farm...
elfin adds a great deal to the forum
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I 'spect that he's just trying out an alternative log-in for size.. sneaking in gently under the radar before he unleashes the Fredism..
Disapeard up his own arse hopefully...
He's been sent down for turning over JJB Sports in the riots 😳
elfin who?
Kiss Kiss Looks like Crikey is looking for his Daddy 😥
he was last seen on a modelling assignment
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i agree/disagree* with some of the comments above
*(delete as appropriate)
He's good. Currently engaged in Bullheart-related charity bits and pieces for me at the mo, which might equate to why he hasn't been on here recently.
perhaps FRED was arrested during the riots and padded bra got kicked out the flat so Elfin had to find another place to stay and they don't have broadband?
Fred is one of the best parts of this forum.
Fred is one of the best parts of this forum.
Agreed. Each time I read his mockney words it makes me laugh.
As one of the few people off here that I've actually spoken to in the real world as opposed to on line, I have to say I really like the mockney freakshow that is elfin / fred / torquemada, etc. Some shitty comments on here - would you say them to his face?
I think the thing with Elf, is love or hate him, you have to admire the courage of his convictions......and he trolls like a goodun 😆
He's a top mate.
got to agree with the 'fred is a nice bloke' camp.
even my wife and daughter like him, after meeting him at the BBB.
and to all the neysayers.........how the **** can you dislike someone you probably aint never met............ffs............ 🙄
elf and bullheart sitting in a tree ... 😀
would you say them to his face?
you would get fist pie
I am also in the elfin is a good un camp FWIW.
Annoying at times but I do like him and his contributions
i met him once........................ nice bloke 🙂
Yeah ernie YJ al and him are nowhere as much on here as they use to be. Same goes for CFH and stoner. I use to love this place... But it's getting duller and duller... And people are gettind nastier and nastier...
I like Elfin... he's deliberately provocative and brings something interesting to the place.
There's no need to be harsh about him.
-would ?you say them to his face
Yup and yes I have met him at the first BBB
Elfin? Bloomin' annoying chap - chases sheep on his bicycle, shows me up by riding up 'my' mountains faster than me, and recommends chilli sauce which is [i]way[/i] too hot for my delicate palate ...
... But he's also one of the good guys.
Oh, and Fizzer, I think your comment is pretty out of order.
He definitely adds something to STW and generally comes across as a nice chap but he does have his moments. I remember being quite shocked at the rudeness of some of his comments directed at Phil consequence recently - or do they have a 'special' relationship? It was in phil's thread about his tenant.
He's busy running Abstract Dance workshops for disadvantaged chimney sweeps - fact