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Gusset
Thunderc(bad word for ladyparts)
I had a contributor when I was at Pergamon called Helmut ****e.
Mallemaroking is fun too.
DezB that's mildly concerning.
More amusingly my best friend's angelic 2 year old daughter has decided to call all dogs 'Doggers' so she happily wonders around the park pointing at people out walking and loudly proclaiming Dogger! in a rather accusing tone.
Priceless.
Gnarpoon
I described a bit of trail as a Gnarbacular Drop the other day- that's forum nerd joke, a phonetics joke and a computer game drop all in one. And yet despite all that, still not funny.
"Wang".
Also, "fud". Especially when delivered in a Glaswegian accent, e.g. "He's a pure fud".
"Fudding" also works well as a verb or adjective.
Segue, for the surprisingly large number of people who struggle to pronounce it.
(and for the same reason, although to a slightly smaller extent, epitome)
Just lolled at "Catastrof*ck".
Think I like Spoff.
Think I like Spoff.
That came out wrong.
Oh no, *that* came out wrong.
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Some of the old'uns are worth resurrecting.
Curmudgeon. Guttersnipe. Ne'er dowel.
Failing that, more modern ones also amuse.
Plenty of good ones above. I might be pushing the boundaries with this one, but 'pissflaps' gets my vote for now.
Tallywhacker.
Nincompoop
Rideable
Bouncebackability.
unde****able
Spanner, as in "You Spanner"
Beef curtains..
Quimbocile
Masturbatoreum
I like 'woody' words - not godforsaken 'tinny' words.... Gourd!
****icles.
Tymbian correct pronunciation is Keith Burtons,
Good friend of Betty swallocks.