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Wife and kids away and I have a free pass, motorhome and bike(s) at my disposal. My only responsibility is my dog who is 14 years old so can't really go too far these days and obviously can't be left for too long in the garden or motorhome!
Ideas please........
Just stay at home, you are clearly ill and it's affecting your imagination. You have access to a motorhome and bikes, it doesn't take a genius to work out you put the bike in the motorhome and head off for a couple days!
This is literally willy waving of the finest proportions....
You missed out stating that you've a horny Taylor Swift in the van, as that would have won you the game of life.
DrP
put the dog in a kennel and get up the lakes.
Pot Noodle and a w...?
Pot Noodle and a w...?
MrsMC is away. Can't wait for the kids to go to bed.....
Put the dog in the kennel and pick Up Taylor Swift.
Wow Dr P take a pill man.......only looking for some recommendations and if Taylor Swift was available I'd obviously be booking a travel lodge, credit me with some class.
Taylor says you're never ever getting back together.
Like ever.
[quote=DrP ]This is literally willy waving of the finest proportions....
You missed out stating that you've a horny Taylor Swift in the van, as that would have won you the game of life.
DrP
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